Whats your best Joke!?!?

Whats the difference between Old Trafford and a cactus?





The pricks are on the inside!

What do you call a chinese one legged gymnast?


Wan jim shuu (One Gym Shoe)
 
Paddy's wife comes home from work to find he has nailed all of her sex toys to the wall.

"You useless tw*t" she shouts......






















"I said I wanted a DADO rail!!!"
 
bloke goes into a bar an asks for ten pints of anything but stella,barman asks, whats wrong with stella?? bloke says i had twelve pints of it last night an when i got home,i was fucking skint!!!..................barman says twelve pints of anything else costs the same really, bloke replies...............skint is my fucking DOG!!!!!!
 

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