Whats your best Joke!?!?

[JoeMercer'sWay]

very tasteless jimbo, very tasteless.

 

[Scottyboi]

Arab father and son walking together.

Son: Father, What is this strange hat we're wearing?

Father: My boy it's called 'chechia' and protects our heads in the desert from the scorching sun.

Son: Aah I see. But tell me father, these clothes we wear, why?

Father: Good question, they are called 'djbellah' and keep us cool from the suns scorching rays.

Son: And Father, what about these funny shoes we wear?

Father: My son, these are called 'babouches' and stop us burning our feet in the desert.

Son: Tell me father?

Father: What my son?

Son: Why the fuck are we living in Glasgow?



Just bought a Christmas tree from the garden centre. The assistant asked me 'Will you be putting it up yourself?' I replied: 'No you sick bastard, it's going in my living room.





The 10th annual blowjob championship is on saturday.

Can you please stay away as they want a woman to win it this year! Cheers Champ ;)

Pmsl love it

 

[blueskiza]

school girl: ''miss, katies pissed herself!''
Teacher: ''Katie, could'nt you put your hand up?''
Katie: '' I did miss but it trickled through my fingers!''

 

[buckshot]

They just had a convention for women who have had both legs amputated.

























The place was crawling with pussy.

 

[poh]

I have to go now,this is no shit i have to go to the airport to pick up my beautiful daughter, she is flying in from england ! fuck i hope she has her shoes on the right way round or people will think she english,anyway she will be pleased as i'am taking paul the pig with me,well he is always glad to get out of that fucking parlour,so farewell for now my political incorrect bluemooners,keep up the good work,"hi ho silver away" ,"to the dump to the dump,to the dump dump dump" aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

Bollocks, you off peat cutting !

No mate,everybody over here knows that peat's shit for a fire,it's a good bucket of gravel you want on there mate,lovely.ps,i picked up my daughter and she had her shoes on the right way round !thank god she had not gone all english on me while away.

 

[u2fme2]

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman fall into a barrel of tits,
How do you know which one is the irishman???
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He's the one who comes out sucking his thumb

 

[ono]

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?













Steven Hawkings after a house fire.

 

[Bojinov The Bull]

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association!

 

[jimharri]

Chelsea fans haven't experienced days like this since they were Fulham fans back in 2003.

 

[mcrpogue]

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Cos he kneaded a poo!