What's your dream transfer headline?

[Chrisuk23]

RYAN GIGGS TAKES IT TOO FAR AND HAS AFFAIR WITH HIS MOTHER

 

[TCIB]

SUMMER SPENDING LEADS TO ADMINISTRATION FOR UTD


PLATINI AND BLATTER FAIL IN BREWERY PARTY ATTEMPT

Haha well worded mate i lold

 

[mcfcfaz]

TREVOR MORLEY AND IAN BISHOP MARRY

 

[kun]

the good (messi), the bad (c.ronaldo) and the ugly (rooney)

join man city

 

[HellasLEAF]

City Complete Treble!!

 

[Daz_Blue]

TOLMIE & AJAY SET FOR 35M MOVE TO BLUEWATCH

 

[Any1aBlue]

Joey Barton giving captaincy upon return to City;)

doing what?<br /><br />-- Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:49 am --<br /><br />Sneijder signs for us and not Utd......................final piece of the jigsaw,end of.

 

[Stiz]

FERGUSON DIES AND CITY FANS PLAY PASS THE PARCEL ON HIS GRAVE WHILST EATING JELLY AND ICE SCREAM!

One City fans said 'told you we would do it!'

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Tevez does not want transfer.

 

[Any1aBlue]

RYAN GIGGS TAKES IT TOO FAR AND HAS AFFAIR WITH HIS MOTHER

Good ol' boy Ryan, puts Old ma'Giggs up the duff again!

As United's finances collapse, Fergie tries desperately to set up legacy after he's gone - by breeding new 'super winger'! Sooooouuuueeeey......................

Mrs Giggs was quoted as saying: "Snort, we've been doin' it in our tribe for yonks, so i was dangned happy to help the club. Mind you, snort, there weren't no way I was goin ta help Fergie out with a scholes replacement - he's just too damn ugly even for me"!

Meanwhile, the 'noisy neighbours' today signed Sneijder who said at his 1st press conference; "once a blue, always a blue".................................