What's your dream transfer headline?

"MANCHESTER CITY COMPLETE SWOOP FOR NASRI"

"VIDIC HAND IN TRANSFER REQUEST, UNITED LAUNCH £20m TO SIGN PHIL NEVILLE AS REPLACEMENT"

"WAYNE ROONEY JAILED FOR LIFE AFTER KILLING BACONFACE DUE TO A RANT WITH ATWITTER ACCOUNT NAMED SIRALEXFAN78"
 
SNEIJDER REJECTS UNITED CONTRACT

Inter ace rejects Red offer to match Rooney's

Sneijder: "Although it suited Wayne, a night with Fergie's wife was not tempting for me"
 
hesherehesthere said:
SNEIJDER REJECTS UNITED CONTRACT

Inter ace rejects Red offer to match Rooney's

Sneijder: "Although it suited Wayne, a night with Fergie's wife was not tempting for me"
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just lol<br /><br />-- Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:43 pm --<br /><br />
hesherehesthere said:
SNEIJDER REJECTS UNITED CONTRACT

Inter ace rejects Red offer to match Rooney's

Sneijder: "Although it suited Wayne, a night with Fergie's wife was not tempting for me"
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just lol
 
UNITED SIGN BARTON
REDS BEAT OFF COMPETITION FROM BOLTON
"JOEY IS WORLD CLASS" SAYS FERGUSON

And the next day

BARTON CALLED UP FOR ENGLAND<br /><br />-- Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:52 pm --<br /><br />
burning blue soul said:
FERGIE HAS HEART ATTACK AS KUN SCORES HIS DOUBLE HATRICK IN CHARITY SHIELD.

one week later..

FERGUSON DIES AFTER SECOND HEART ATTACK...he would have made it if he had got to hospital in time, but the ambulance driver got caught up in Manchester City's Charity Shield oper top bus tour of the city...he died in the arms of De Jong being told to "go to sleep now"

He was cremated on the spot by thoughtful City fans.
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PMSL!!!!!
 
Dunne Deal
- Man City clinch deal with Richard Dunne

RECORD MESSI SPLURT

- City fans break world record for worlds largest pool of jizz after signing Messi
 
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