"MANCHESTER CITY COMPLETE SWOOP FOR NASRI"
"VIDIC HAND IN TRANSFER REQUEST, UNITED LAUNCH £20m TO SIGN PHIL NEVILLE AS REPLACEMENT"
"WAYNE ROONEY JAILED FOR LIFE AFTER KILLING BACONFACE DUE TO A RANT WITH ATWITTER ACCOUNT NAMED SIRALEXFAN78"
"VIDIC HAND IN TRANSFER REQUEST, UNITED LAUNCH £20m TO SIGN PHIL NEVILLE AS REPLACEMENT"
"WAYNE ROONEY JAILED FOR LIFE AFTER KILLING BACONFACE DUE TO A RANT WITH ATWITTER ACCOUNT NAMED SIRALEXFAN78"