What's your record for getting knockbacks from women in the one night?

I had a mate in my younger years who had the unfortunate nickname of "mullet". Mainly due to his fish like lower lip. This didn't stop him pulling every time he went out. He used a simple technique which went like this...

"Do you fancy a fuck?"

He would ask every woman he met who would respond with the same sort of words that you achieved but with added face slapping but by the end of the night he would wave us goodbye on the arm of some old stoat and disappear out of the pub door.

They weren't lookers though by any stretch of the imagination.


We had a guy up our way who went by the handle when he was younger.

Alan The Martian.

The nicknames you make up when you're a nipper! :)​
 
When myself and friends were at university in Sheffield we used have one mate who would make a sport out of these things, using it to come up the most ridiculous and /or offensive chat up lines he could come up with, knowing damn well he was very likely to get blown out. Most of the time he got nowhere but it was bloody funny watching him do it. Sometimes though just like getting three numbers on the lottery he dropped lucky and scored a freak who'd then take him home and ruin him.
 
When myself and friends were at university in Sheffield we used have one mate who would make a sport out of these things, using it to come up the most ridiculous and /or offensive chat up lines he could come up with, knowing damn well he was very likely to get blown out. Most of the time he got nowhere but it was bloody funny watching him do it. Sometimes though just like getting three numbers on the lottery he dropped lucky and scored a freak who'd then take him home and ruin him.


I've been ruined many many times. It's awful. :)
 

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