balkanno
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stonerblue said:
yes, the cheap stripper part.
Whats your weird phobia
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yes, the cheap stripper part.
dont like sponges.
just the feel of them.
mingin.
could even consider biting into a sponge for a million quid.
didnt used to like flying ,not so bad now.
dont like stagnant ponds or swimming pools, freaks me out.
i have issues<br /><br />-- Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:29 pm --<br /><br />
i have this too mate.
its quite common i know a few people who have this.
always put myleft shoe on first
just the feel of them.
mingin.
could even consider biting into a sponge for a million quid.
didnt used to like flying ,not so bad now.
dont like stagnant ponds or swimming pools, freaks me out.
i have issues<br /><br />-- Fri Jan 13, 2012 9:29 pm --<br /><br />
Tricky_Trev said:
i have this too mate.
its quite common i know a few people who have this.
always put myleft shoe on first
stonerblue said:
Same! I'm a really strong swimmer but if i go in the sea i always freak out if i go too far out, hate not being able to see the bottom or anything around me start to really panic and forget how to swim properly!
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I do that with grids. Every time i look at one i think about throwing my keys down them. I am genuinely worried that i might do it one day.nimrod said:
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I have a phobia of flying, it just does not fell natural. But im not one of those people who will shake or scream or whatever, i just tuck it up inside and bite my nails a bit haha.
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n_mcfc said:
That would be my idea of heaven to be honest.
I have phobias but not really weird ones, more like being stuck in a small room with a wasp or heights, a bit like the one mentioned being stuck at the top of the Big One and having to get down, I would be shitting myself.
The feeling of touching cotton wool goes right through me.
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A fair few swimming pool things. Mirror-still swimming pools. I lost a race once because I couldn't be the first one to break the surface of the water ahead. The way the deep end just falls away. I swear my speed doubles at that point. The windows on the sides of swimming pools, below the water line. And grids. Horrible, nasty, dark, scary f*ckers.
Yep, wooden spatulas. I'm just about okay with ice lollies, but those wooden things that they give you with a cafe latte are just gross. Detective films where they take DNA swabs with a wooden spatula.... In fact, any medical procedure involving a wooden spatula.
Pregnant women. I break into a sweat and have to get out of the room if one of them starts rubbing their belly. It's not a baby in there, it's a f*cking ALIEN, waiting to burst out of your gross, enlarged, ready-to-pop-at-any-moment belly. And for God's sake, please don't ask other people to put their hand on your belly to feel the alien kicking. It's just obscene!!
Combinations of tomato products, eg ketchup with baked beans or grilled tomatoes with beans. Not good. Also the combination of red meat, olives and any form of gravy, particularly if cream has been added. Retch-making.
Several communal-eating phobia. People who spread butter/paté on their bread, then return the unused spread to the dish. WHO THE F* WANTS TO EAT YOUR LEFTOVERS, MIXED WITH YOUR SPIT?? People who talk with their mouths full. There's a very good reason it's unacceptable. Makes me heave.
Belly buttons. Probably influenced by the balloon-taut pregnant women. As for 'outy' belly buttons, I hope to God Almighty that it's just a bogeyman rumour.
Can I go back to the football forum, now? Shaking with fear at what might turn up next.
Yep, wooden spatulas. I'm just about okay with ice lollies, but those wooden things that they give you with a cafe latte are just gross. Detective films where they take DNA swabs with a wooden spatula.... In fact, any medical procedure involving a wooden spatula.
Pregnant women. I break into a sweat and have to get out of the room if one of them starts rubbing their belly. It's not a baby in there, it's a f*cking ALIEN, waiting to burst out of your gross, enlarged, ready-to-pop-at-any-moment belly. And for God's sake, please don't ask other people to put their hand on your belly to feel the alien kicking. It's just obscene!!
Combinations of tomato products, eg ketchup with baked beans or grilled tomatoes with beans. Not good. Also the combination of red meat, olives and any form of gravy, particularly if cream has been added. Retch-making.
Several communal-eating phobia. People who spread butter/paté on their bread, then return the unused spread to the dish. WHO THE F* WANTS TO EAT YOUR LEFTOVERS, MIXED WITH YOUR SPIT?? People who talk with their mouths full. There's a very good reason it's unacceptable. Makes me heave.
Belly buttons. Probably influenced by the balloon-taut pregnant women. As for 'outy' belly buttons, I hope to God Almighty that it's just a bogeyman rumour.
Can I go back to the football forum, now? Shaking with fear at what might turn up next.
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Veiny hand update: Sarah Jessica Parker
silverback
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Taking the shell off boiled eggs, had a piece stuck down a nail when I was a kid.
You'd get your keys back no problem. Under the grid is a gully pot only 2ft deep. The hole that takes away rainwater is at the top of the gullypot so anything that sinks can be retrieved. You can sleep easy tonight. It's not often that I go to church but whenever I have, I've often thought when the place is full, what would happen if I just shouted FUCK OFF!!! at the top of my voice.Tricky_Trev said: