If they think about it, using last seasons league table, the top half of the PL should play the bottom half home and away first. Then the rest of of the season the top ten teams play each other when the stadiums are fully open. Hopefully!
Don't like breaking this to you, but...this was good until I got to the end and realised it was a parody
"Neil Snowball, the ECB's managing director of county cricket"
if that's not a made up name I don't know what is, Neils No Ball of the ECB
How did you know ? Real name is Ivor Bollocov !!Nope, not having it, if it's his real name it's a deed poll change
Scousers AND dippers?If the Premier league vote to agree a points per game finish if the virus hits hard again you can bet scousers and dippers will have a beneficial set of opening fixtures.
Scousers AND dippers?