blue b4 the moon
Well-Known Member
Almost had a disaster today.
I'm over in Fuertventua with the hotel near enough 2 miles from the sea and up many steep hills.
Had the water squits this morning so decided to stay by the pool. As afternoon arrived I was feeling ok and we decided to go to the sea to see the chipmunks on the rocks.
The route back is through a sort of pedestrian park type area about halfway back before hitting the roads. There are no bars around.
I needed a quick slash so found a suitable tree and as I ended I bubbled a little and suddenly it went warm and very smelly in my shorts.
Luckily I had dark ones on but, the feeling between my arse cheeks for the next 25/30 mins as I was walking up the hills to the hotel was nasty.
I just managed to get back to the room before the big brown tsunami occured.
I'm over in Fuertventua with the hotel near enough 2 miles from the sea and up many steep hills.
Had the water squits this morning so decided to stay by the pool. As afternoon arrived I was feeling ok and we decided to go to the sea to see the chipmunks on the rocks.
The route back is through a sort of pedestrian park type area about halfway back before hitting the roads. There are no bars around.
I needed a quick slash so found a suitable tree and as I ended I bubbled a little and suddenly it went warm and very smelly in my shorts.
Luckily I had dark ones on but, the feeling between my arse cheeks for the next 25/30 mins as I was walking up the hills to the hotel was nasty.
I just managed to get back to the room before the big brown tsunami occured.