Wierd, possibly homosexual Yank knows Vincent Kompany.....read on...
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~
You: Is that Donna?
Stranger: asl
You: What?
Stranger: no,im not donna
You: Who are you then?
Stranger: im human beings
You: I'm noy. At least that's what my doctor said.
You: I'm typing from the Planet Zog
Stranger: which country?
You: You know it? Zerphadingding
Stranger: is that a country's name?
You: Yes, on the Planet Zog. You humans know very little, don't you?
Stranger: wow,so should i call you Mr.ET
You: You've got it, Earthling. What's your name?
Stranger: Youmans,and u?
Stranger: dont tell me ET is your name:D
You: It's my initials. Extra is my first name, actually
Stranger: wow~cool
You: I'm looking for someone interested in being abducted. Nothing serious. Just a few probes in intimate places
Stranger: how could you use the internet?
Stranger: i dont want to be abducted~
You: You'd like it. Are you a man or a woman?
Stranger: man,and u
You: Alien - I told you
Stranger: you must have sexual
You: sexual? What does this mean?
Stranger: male or female
Stranger: or something different kind of...
You: Aha, you mean me. I'm both.
Stranger: oh my god....
Stranger: and how could you aliens to multiply?
You: We shag each other - what else? We aren't that different
Stranger: very interesting~
Stranger: sorry but i gonna go now
You: So can we abduct you tonight please, and we could try to make a human/Zogian hybrid
Stranger: i gonna go~
You: Too late. I have your barinwaves. I'll see youa round 3am. I'mthe one with the pointy ears and massive cock
Stranger: immediately
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: Mr.ET
Stranger: you real asl
You: You calling me an asshole makes no difference. I am coming tonight.
Stranger: come on~
Stranger: what's the tine now~
You: I've told you, I will. But you will not remember until you have one of those stupid American "Regression therepy" type sessions. Then it will all come back to you
Stranger: american guy~
You: What, youa re?
Stranger: you are
You: Good. It's always the Yanks who we abduct. Strange, really
You: thousands of the fuckers we've had over the years. Always dumb bastards, too. We do it so the rest of the wrold thinks you're crackers.
Stranger: ok,i see,and i will waiting for you~
Stranger: see you arould handsome~
Stranger: seriously, your jokes are not funny at all.
You: They are funny on Planet Zog. Tell me something funny, earthling
Stranger: the most funny things is
Stranger: today,i meet a guy on omegle
Stranger: and he lie to me
Stranger: he say he is from "planet zog:
Stranger: :D
You: God, you Earthlings are so slow witted. Is that the best you can do? I think I might try to abduct someone from alpha Centurai or something. At least you can have a beer and a laugh with them
You: and they like football. Who's your team?
Stranger: asenal~
Stranger: and u
Stranger: that's soccer
You: On Planet Zog we all support Manchester City
Stranger: Man city?
Stranger: they have so much money!!
Stranger: they can buy anyone in earth!
You: Correct, Earthling. The Arab owners on Manchester City are actually Zogonians who have mutated into human beings. We Zogonians are sick of Man United cheating their way to success and have decided to stop it
Stranger: its wont happened~
Stranger: the frist player Man.city should buy is C.Ronaldo
Stranger: Richards have nice furture
Stranger: kompany is good
You: good to hear you know something about God's own team.
Stranger: i like play football manger 2009~
You: Got to go know, Earthling. Cheers for that. But remember....Christian Ronaldo is a ****....whereever you live
You have disconnected.
