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You: 24 / m / Manchester UK
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You: from?
Stranger: tokyo
Stranger: u?
You: manchester england
Stranger: Do you know Ji-Sung Park?
Stranger: form Korea
You: yes hes a puff
Stranger: Is he famous?
You: hate him
You: no hes too shit
Stranger: I will kill you
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Stranger: CAKE OR DEATH???
You: DEATH
Stranger: WRONG
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lol WTF
 
pmsl:

Stranger: hey
You: are you a pervert?
Stranger: male or female?
You: you?
Stranger: male
You: im a horse, what contry are you from
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does he think im a pedo?

Stranger: hi
You: are you a woman?
Stranger: no
You: damn
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Stranger: hi
You: i am omegele
Stranger: oh
Stranger: pleased to meet you omegele
You: ask me any ???? and i will answer u
Stranger: what is the meaning of life
Stranger: ?
Stranger: is there a god?
You: We live our lives in a vessle of a bodym and we consatanlty get reincarnated to try and find the meaning of life like the matrix - did that answer ur ???
You: no ghod
Stranger: yes
You: god
Stranger: ok
You: no god we are trapped in a prison called earth
Stranger: where did the korean girl go tonight?
You: shes in the nuclear war head, didnt u know
Stranger: why does the tip of my dick hurt?
You: u cant even begin to try and fathom what i can tell u
You: i could be LL YEAR
You: i am who u r trying to be
Stranger: what am i trying to be?
You: me
Stranger: i don't even know what that is.
Stranger: and what are you?
You: well u tell me what are u trying to be
Stranger: i do not know what i am trying to be.
You: when u hang up now soon, u will never ever get to see in my gateway of knowledger
You: that u need to know
Stranger: let's not have that happen
Stranger: how can i be better than i am?
You: its hard b coz u wont to be better but at the end of the day u cum in ur own and u leave on ur own, dont care bout how much money u have
You: money = evil
Stranger: i mean spiritually
Stranger: how can i be better than i am spiritually?
You: rite first of all where u from
Stranger: ontario, canada
Stranger: and you?
You: do u know where wales is
Stranger: yep.
You: how
Stranger: brb, i'm getting snake
You: jake
You: the
Stranger: i mean a snack**
Stranger: sheesh
You: rite are u male or female
Stranger: i am male
You: we need to get on with our lives dont ask questions b coz there is too many answers, too things we dont wont to know , u s a are the evil not bin laden
You: new world order
Stranger: am i being told to disconnect now?
You: no
You: stay
You: with me#
Stranger: k
You: im goping 2 enlightren
You: u
You: i am full of knowledger that can blow ur mind
Stranger: blow away
You: rite wot do u wanna know about wot
You: sector
You: of waht thing in the wrod.
You: world
You: irag
You: iran
Stranger: i want to know how i can be better spiritually.
You: do u know bout 2012
Stranger: no
Stranger: tell me
You: the mayans have predicted a catostraphoery that will end the world and they have never been wrong, look it up, a meteortie dwarf star, the earth will tuen on its axis and be flooded type in 2012 on you tube
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what video do i watch?
You: you tube 2012
You: i am here
You: to enlighten u
Stranger: i have searched, there are many returns
Stranger: what would you watch?
You: the top one
You: watch it
Stranger: 2012 film trailer?
You: no trailer the truth
You: do u wANT TO RING ME#
You: OR ME TO U
You: how old r u
You: family
Stranger: i am nineteen
Stranger: please do not phone me, you'll wake up the family
You: lol
Stranger: i found a 30 minute video, that's what i want?
You: wot do u think the credit crunch is = smoke screen
Stranger: credit crunch is just something that happened because people are greedy
You: you think??? nowan can lend amy money to any 1 b coz we are going 2 die, y llend money u aint ever going 2 have back
You: +447846207796
Stranger: i don't have a cell phone
You: u wont answers
You: ive got them
Stranger: give me your e-mail
You: gavin.langford1@ntl.com
You: do u wanna see waht really happedned roswell
Stranger: figure you can use a mic or something
Stranger: save long distance
You: u wont understand me
Stranger: how do you mean?
You: im welsh not english we are a superior force
You: no lying
Stranger: i believe you
You: when we die we will reincarnate and get our minds wiped start again game over
Stranger: how do you become reincarnated?
You: u die
You: and u live
Stranger: but what will we become reincarnated into?
You: through a mind amnesia
You: like
You: u wont remeber anything u ll be a t the same point u always were , but unless u no differnt u wont know differnt
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: that is interesting
You: sublinal
You: the matrix
You: its a warning
Stranger: what can i do to change that amnesia?
You: when u die that amnesia comes then you wont remember it and ull be born again, rite back to this momewnt and me telling u thuis
You: ok
Stranger: there is no winning?
You: or losing we just get on with it
Stranger: pity
Stranger: so what do i do from this moment?
You: get on with ur life and when u die get on with the next one, we are a prisoners of earth
You: the biggest prison ism in ur mind
You: open it
Stranger: how do i become free?
You: become enlightend use the internet and watch for signs on walls and cornfileds
Stranger: doesn't sound like a good plan
You: can u write me one better, thats y we are prisoners
You: al,l fucked
Stranger: how did you come to learn all this?
You: the interent
You: and learing
Stranger: give me a good link
Stranger: i will try
You: do u want links
You: wots ur name
Stranger: matt
You: theres 2 of us lang and risey we are
You: adn
You: and we know too much
You: send u a link wait
Stranger: k
You: <a class="postlink" href="http://projectavalon.net/forum/index.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://projectavalon.net/forum/index.php</a>
You: forum
You: read at ur will
Stranger: thank you
You: have we changed uer mind 2nite
Stranger: what else?
Stranger: where else can i go for information?
You: its everywhere the films like i am legend, day after tommorow its telling us subliminally
Stranger: where can i hear these things explicitly?
You: wot u mean?
You: wot u
You: wont to hear
You: its on you tube
Stranger: i want to know what you know
You: im telling u wot i know
You: some#
You: of it
Stranger: i want all
You: what you want son
Stranger: i will read your link
Stranger: thank you and goodnight
You: ur going
You: are yopu
Stranger: yes
You: ok god night
Stranger: peace
You: u 2 m8
You: u know my emaiul keep in touch
You: dont tell ur government
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Stranger: mother fucker how dare you rick roll me!
You: i just did
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Rosler81 said:
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Stranger: mother fucker how dare you rick roll me!
You: i just did
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now that is funny
 
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