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davelyncooper

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My mate's bird has made it known that if I were to go round to her house on Saturday afternoon whilst he is in the pub watching the match she would like to "get me upstairs and show me a good time".

Do I

1, just ignore her and go and watch the match with me mate

2, Pop round and give her a quickie and catch up with me mate at the pub around 5.30 hoping not to have missed us scoring.

3, Spend a leisurely couple of hours round at her place practising my lobbing skills.
 
davelyncooper said:
My mate's bird has made it known that if I were to go round to her house on Saturday afternoon whilst he is in the pub watching the match she would like to "get me upstairs and show me a good time".

Do I

1, just ignore her and go and watch the match with me mate

2, Pop round and give her a quickie and catch up with me mate at the pub around 5.30 hoping not to have missed us scoring.

3, Spend a leisurely couple of hours round at her place practising my lobbing skills.
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Option 1, if you do anything else you're lower than a snake's belly and might
as well be a rag.
 
Harry Godwin said:
davelyncooper said:
My mate's bird has made it known that if I were to go round to her house on Saturday afternoon whilst he is in the pub watching the match she would like to "get me upstairs and show me a good time".

Do I

1, just ignore her and go and watch the match with me mate

2, Pop round and give her a quickie and catch up with me mate at the pub around 5.30 hoping not to have missed us scoring.

3, Spend a leisurely couple of hours round at her place practising my lobbing skills.
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Option 1, if you do anything else you're lower than a snake's belly and might
as well be a rag.
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Depends on if he's a rag, doesn't it??

I'd understand the dilemma then. If he's a Blue, then you're a cnut.
 
I call Bullshit.
Made up scenario, like the 'letters page' from a porno mag someone found in a hedge, or a 1970s 'Confessions of a Man City Fan' flick starring Robin Askwith.
But it could be a good thread...
 
davelyncooper said:
My mate's bird has made it known that if I were to go round to her house on Saturday afternoon whilst he is in the pub watching the match she would like to "get me upstairs and show me a good time".

Do I

1, just ignore her and go and watch the match with me mate

2, Pop round and give her a quickie and catch up with me mate at the pub around 5.30 hoping not to have missed us scoring.

3, Spend a leisurely couple of hours round at her place practising my lobbing skills.
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If you're even considering it you're obviously not very good mates with the guy. If you are good mates with him you're a total dick head for considering snagging his bird.

Just think of this one; what if you shagged her and he found out? Then one night when you're sleeping he breaks in to your gaff and murders you! How d'ya fancy that one?!
 
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