Where do you want to end up?

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

No fancy service, no church, just my ashes going over the top my favourite place Ribblehead Viaduct, where I can keep Ingleborough, Whernside and Pen -y -Ghent company for eternity.

 

[Manchester33]

We're on the brink of an AI revolution that might mean we can live forever. Or we'll all be killed by a misprogrammed superintelligence, negating the need for a formal funeral or burial.

 

[aguero93:20]

We're on the brink of an AI revolution that might mean we can live forever. Or we'll all be killed by a misprogrammed superintelligence, negating the need for a formal funeral or burial.

Sure the superintelligence can figure out what to do with all the bodies if it's so smart.

 

[Thaksins Love Child]

Fuck forking out for a funeral, rather the family had a decent holiday on it or the wife spent it getting some new tits for the next poor ****

Class!

 

[mancityvstoke]

Southern Cemetery with the rest of my Irish lot

 

[mexico1970]

If we did what people wanted we'd be tripping over rotting corpses and we don't really want that.

I am leaving up to my family, getting rid of a body should be free it's outrageous that the relatives are charged for it. Obviously if you want your funeral to look like a wedding resplendent with a Horse and cart and a walking zombie announcing your last arrival you should pay a lot for it.

 

[bigstanhibbert]

Above the scum every year, after death why care

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

This.

I've told everyone I know I do not want a funeral. I don't believe in them.

They do exist…

A funeral isn’t really for the dead person. It’s for the ones left behind to mark the occasion and celebrate a life. It needn’t be religious.

I don’t care what happens to my body when I’m dead. I’ll leave that to those I’ve left behind.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Only this:

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

fuck the family...im going with a full rose strewn carriage, 6 black plumed horses...new orleans jazz band behind...road closures..high church and mausoleum with flat screen tv and netflix...I will also pay for a bunch of MILFS to wear black cocktail dresses and veils to weep throughout the proceedings.
No family or friends invited....donations by those who give a fk to their nearest Holts boozer.