MCFC-alan88
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Van-O-Fucking-Rama. Add in any kind of loan shark advert and that new one with the twat who leverages a watch for the world.
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JoeMercer'sWay
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that McVities ad with the cats using the Fawlty Towers theme, just sacrilege.
StrangewaysHereWeCome
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MCFC-alan88 said:Van-O-Fucking-Rama. Add in any kind of loan shark advert and that new one with the twat who leverages a watch for the world.
They get on my fucking tits. "Have the money in your account within an hour and pay back what you want, when you like!"
How many skint parents do these parasites suck in over Christmas? The cunts. I'm tempted to get a few pay day loans and bang the lot on United tonight. What do you reckon?
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StrangewaysHereWeCome said:MCFC-alan88 said:Van-O-Fucking-Rama. Add in any kind of loan shark advert and that new one with the twat who leverages a watch for the world.
They get on my fucking tits. "Have the money in your account within an hour and pay back what you want, when you like!"
How many skint parents do these parasites suck in over Christmas? The cunts. I'm tempted to get a few pay day loans and bang the lot on United tonight. What do you reckon?
So long as you bang it on United getting stiffed, I reckon the job's a good 'un.
moon
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Wayne Walker on the radio
Have to change stations
Have to change stations
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I still have one of those cunting parasite companies sending letters to the lad who used to live in my house (he's in oz, so they're getting fuck all) and the letters are getting a bit nasty *rubs hands* I fucking hope they come around and try to give me some grief, It'll pay for a nice holiday.StrangewaysHereWeCome said:MCFC-alan88 said:Van-O-Fucking-Rama. Add in any kind of loan shark advert and that new one with the twat who leverages a watch for the world.
They get on my fucking tits. "Have the money in your account within an hour and pay back what you want, when you like!"
How many skint parents do these parasites suck in over Christmas? The cunts. I'm tempted to get a few pay day loans and bang the lot on United tonight. What do you reckon?
Benidorm or the fat trout who shouts it?PSmyth07 said:"DEREK!! We're off to Benidorm!!"
Ugh.
StrangewaysHereWeCome
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Puts you right off going there don't it?PSmyth07 said:"DEREK!! We're off to Benidorm!!"
Ugh.
There's a new one now. Sorted insurance. Guaranteed acceptance life cover for 30-79 year olds, but don't worry! When you hit 90, you don't pay anymore. Fucking depressing or what?
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Those Kellogg's crunchy nut Granola ads, where the bloke makes a noise while eating a bowl of said product. ''Sorry. It's granola; granola!''. Wanker.
StrangewaysHereWeCome
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Oh, god, what a **** he is. He wants bulldog clips snapping onto his scrotum the prize prick.jimharri said:Those Kellogg's crunchy nut Granola ads, where the bloke makes a noise while eating a bowl of said product. ''Sorry. It's granola; granola!''. Wanker.
I was trying to watch that new Rambo on 5 last night (I needed some light hearted comedy) but there was this stupid Berocca advert on seemingly every five minutes with two lumberjacks fannying about dancing on a log. The tune hasn't left my head all day. Very irritating. Berocca. You but on a good day. Not anymore, sunshine.
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StrangewaysHereWeCome said:Oh, god, what a **** he is. He wants bulldog clips snapping onto his scrotum the prize prick.jimharri said:Those Kellogg's crunchy nut Granola ads, where the bloke makes a noise while eating a bowl of said product. ''Sorry. It's granola; granola!''. Wanker.
I was trying to watch that new Rambo on 5 last night (I needed some light hearted comedy) but there was this stupid Berocca advert on seemingly every five minutes with two lumberjacks fannying about dancing on a log. The tune hasn't left my head all day. Very irritating. Berocca. You but on a good day. Not anymore, sunshine.
Haha strange don't you just wish they would bloody fall in!!
TCIB
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A lot of these "gossip magazines" being advertised now, who fucking cares about Kelly fucking Brookes whirlwind romance or what Kerry Katona has to say about anything at all.
These magazines should be banned and replaced with less brain numbing bullshit.
The twats that market this shite and sell it should be beaten with sticks and made to shovel shit for a few years for peanuts.
These magazines should be banned and replaced with less brain numbing bullshit.
The twats that market this shite and sell it should be beaten with sticks and made to shovel shit for a few years for peanuts.
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" families" in ads.
The stupid dad with his died hair "trying to shake things up round here" - just plain stupid
Grinning parents stuffing processed , sugar and salt filled kak down their kids throats , and that lot pigging out on " tofifee. " or whatever it's called as they seem to slip into a series of rictus grins while voiceover man tells us it's "fun"
Aaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhh
The stupid dad with his died hair "trying to shake things up round here" - just plain stupid
Grinning parents stuffing processed , sugar and salt filled kak down their kids throats , and that lot pigging out on " tofifee. " or whatever it's called as they seem to slip into a series of rictus grins while voiceover man tells us it's "fun"
Aaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhh
Said this to Mrs Undies as she bought 3 the other day, no wonder shes as thick as pig shitTCIB said:A lot of these "gossip magazines" being advertised now, who fucking cares about Kelly fucking Brookes whirlwind romance or what Kerry Katona has to say about anything at all.
These magazines should be banned and replaced with less brain numbing bullshit.
The twats that market this shite and sell it should be beaten with sticks and made to shovel shit for a few years for peanuts.
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Hedgehog Gutter Brush on Talksport. Does it's job I suppose as it's the only gutter brush I've heard of!
jimharri
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Leave the delightful Ms Brook out of this!TCIB said:A lot of these "gossip magazines" being advertised now, who fucking cares about Kelly fucking Brookes whirlwind romance or what Kerry Katona has to say about anything at all.
These magazines should be banned and replaced with less brain numbing bullshit.
The twats that market this shite and sell it should be beaten with sticks and made to shovel shit for a few years for peanuts.
Wio Gumflapdinand
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Adverts that pop up when I'm trying to watch City or a movie or do some hand excercises online rile the fuck out of me, I feel driven to twat the screen every time a singles in your area pops up and shows some sapping wet woman who I'm more than sure is nowhere near and isn't actually dripping from her clopper around the corner....it's double frustration...fuckers