Which Adverts....

[Lancet Fluke]

I forgot about this one. Words can't describe how it makes me feel.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILqFj3xqxho[/youtube]

 

[scotty123]

The whispering bitch on the Secret Escapes advert drives me mad, I despise her and adore her in equal measures, she's basically the perfect candidate for violent rape. Andrew Castle needs twatting for his injury claim adverts and I'd happily let mad Oscar Pistorius loose on everyone involved in the postcode lottery adverts.

I got in trouble with Mrs Undies for starting a thread a year or so ago about that whispering bitch in the secret escapes advert, the fuckin rolling pin was nearly out!!

What was the nature of the thread, kill her, fuck her or both?

Have a guess!!!

 

[TCIB]

That fucking cheese string thing, " i think this shell is broken", fuck off you ****.

 

[jimharri]

Those 118 118 ads. ''Got your back, got your back'';

two words. ''Fuck'' and ''off''.

 

[unsworthblue]

WAAAAYNE WALKER WAAAAAYNE WALKER!!! the annoying butcher with his chain of butchers shops all over the north west,bollocks! hate that advert and Waynes annoying Stoke accent,****

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

The new vanarama adverts set to the sing Hosannah song.

There's no fucking need for the stupid twat voices. I honestly feel the blood pressure in my eyeballs going dangerous, cunts.

 

[scotty123]

Welcome to Amazon assist

Pair of twats

Agree. That Ginger Irish bird though, something about the way she says "candy crush saga" makes me want to press the mayday button and spunk on the camera, right when she answers it.

Her name is Amy Paffrath, i thought it was Maggie Doyle the Talkshite newsreader, very similar voices

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Welcome to Amazon assist

Pair of twats

Agree. That Ginger Irish bird though, something about the way she says "candy crush saga" makes me want to press the mayday button and spunk on the camera, right when she answers it.

Sounds like it's becoming a bit of an obsession


*ba-dumm tsssh*

 

[TCIB]

Welcome to Amazon assist

Pair of twats

Agree. That Ginger Irish bird though, something about the way she says "candy crush saga" makes me want to press the mayday button and spunk on the camera, right when she answers it.

Sounds like it's becoming a bit of an obsession


*ba-dumm tsssh*

Anyone got a local taxi number for this **** ? :D

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Mentioned it before but that twat Barry Scott is at it again on some sort of roller coaster.Christ it is shit.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

That 'mullerice rice baby' song makes me want to put foot in TV screen, stupid cunts whoever thought of that, plus Vanilla Ice for the original song

Twat

 

[scotty123]

Mentioned it before but that twat Barry Scott is at it again on some sort of roller coaster.Christ it is shit.

HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!!!

Just to raise your blood pressure a bit, lol

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Agree. That Ginger Irish bird though, something about the way she says "candy crush saga" makes me want to press the mayday button and spunk on the camera, right when she answers it.

Sounds like it's becoming a bit of an obsession


*ba-dumm tsssh*

Anyone got a local taxi number for this **** ? :D

You love it and you read it in her voice as well

 

[bluethrunthru]

I have to say any gambling ad just makes my blood boil. Its such a low the country has come to that people need to be able to gamble 24/7 via their phones. I am not anti gambling and realise that betting shops needed to come out of the closet they were in 20 years ago but fuck me contrived scenarios with Ry Fucking Winstone the plastic cockney and other shite every time a game goes to a break pisses me off. Why not be truthful and just have a picture of a guy having his wallet emptied by a spiv whilst his family is in tears in the background FFS ?

Oh and Lenny Henry has just come on the screen -I agree with previous posters on them too - arsehole !

 

[jimharri]

That Cuprinol ad with the bloke flying around over gardens in a mini helicopter. Anyone got a spare SAM missile?

 

[scotty123]

That Cuprinol ad with the bloke flying around over gardens in a mini helicopter. Anyone got a spare SAM missile?

You beat me to it, that is now No1 crap advert

 

[scotty123]

Dreams bedroom furniture, that pink specs Catweasle twat hiding in the wardrobe

 

[CitizenD]

The B&Q advert and the one with the cat looking at a cake get to me amongst others.

 

[Chev Chelios]

Any money lending firms wonga etc...

 

[jimharri]

Those Bombardier ads with Rik ''I'm loud, so I'm funny'' Mayall. Fuck off Mayall; you were nearly funny 20 years ago, you're not any more.