Which Adverts....

Just seen a new one, Better Bathrooms, bloke sat on the bog with his strides around his ankles looking for a fresh bog roll, fuckin gross and i'm no prude!
 
jimharri said:
Those Kellogg's crunchy nut Granola ads, where the bloke makes a noise while eating a bowl of said product. ''Sorry. It's granola; granola!''. Wanker.
Oh, god, what a **** he is. He wants bulldog clips snapping onto his scrotum the prize prick.

I was trying to watch that new Rambo on 5 last night (I needed some light hearted comedy) but there was this stupid Berocca advert on seemingly every five minutes with two lumberjacks fannying about dancing on a log. The tune hasn't left my head all day. Very irritating. Berocca. You but on a good day. Not anymore, sunshine.
 
StrangewaysHereWeCome said:
jimharri said:
Those Kellogg's crunchy nut Granola ads, where the bloke makes a noise while eating a bowl of said product. ''Sorry. It's granola; granola!''. Wanker.
Oh, god, what a **** he is. He wants bulldog clips snapping onto his scrotum the prize prick.

I was trying to watch that new Rambo on 5 last night (I needed some light hearted comedy) but there was this stupid Berocca advert on seemingly every five minutes with two lumberjacks fannying about dancing on a log. The tune hasn't left my head all day. Very irritating. Berocca. You but on a good day. Not anymore, sunshine.


Haha strange don't you just wish they would bloody fall in!!
 
A lot of these "gossip magazines" being advertised now, who fucking cares about Kelly fucking Brookes whirlwind romance or what Kerry Katona has to say about anything at all.

These magazines should be banned and replaced with less brain numbing bullshit.
The twats that market this shite and sell it should be beaten with sticks and made to shovel shit for a few years for peanuts.
 
" families" in ads.
The stupid dad with his died hair "trying to shake things up round here" - just plain stupid
Grinning parents stuffing processed , sugar and salt filled kak down their kids throats , and that lot pigging out on " tofifee. " or whatever it's called as they seem to slip into a series of rictus grins while voiceover man tells us it's "fun"
Aaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhh
 
TCIB said:
A lot of these "gossip magazines" being advertised now, who fucking cares about Kelly fucking Brookes whirlwind romance or what Kerry Katona has to say about anything at all.

These magazines should be banned and replaced with less brain numbing bullshit.
The twats that market this shite and sell it should be beaten with sticks and made to shovel shit for a few years for peanuts.
Said this to Mrs Undies as she bought 3 the other day, no wonder shes as thick as pig shit
 
Hedgehog Gutter Brush on Talksport. Does it's job I suppose as it's the only gutter brush I've heard of!
 
TCIB said:
A lot of these "gossip magazines" being advertised now, who fucking cares about Kelly fucking Brookes whirlwind romance or what Kerry Katona has to say about anything at all.

These magazines should be banned and replaced with less brain numbing bullshit.
The twats that market this shite and sell it should be beaten with sticks and made to shovel shit for a few years for peanuts.
Leave the delightful Ms Brook out of this!
 
Adverts that pop up when I'm trying to watch City or a movie or do some hand excercises online rile the fuck out of me, I feel driven to twat the screen every time a singles in your area pops up and shows some sapping wet woman who I'm more than sure is nowhere near and isn't actually dripping from her clopper around the corner....it's double frustration...fuckers
 

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