Didsbury Dave said:buzzer1 said:tasker said:i lost my ticket somewhere, didnt notice till i was at the turnstille, so i had no option but to jib in.
How dare you tasker, you should have gone and reported the incident immediately, and if their was nobody to report it too then you should have sat tight as someone would have been along to help you, maybe give you a nice cup of warm milk to sooth your anxiety, before leading you away back down wembley way and pointing you to the nearest sky television boozer to watch the game. But wait a minute, how do we know you haven't tried to get in illegaly, you know, a bit of a chancer, infact, have you been drinking? ROYT MOY SAN, YURR FAKKIN NICKED;)
Well done mate.
I was horrified to witness a delerious City fan smoking cannabis, clearly excessively drunk, swearing aggressively, hugging strangers, accosting explayers and at one point even dancing on tables.
I would have reported them to the police but then I realised it was just the mirror in JJ Moons.
Fuk me, i thought you was going on about me for a minute Dave. Excellent mate, pure excellent.