Who the f*ck is soft Mick..?! and other stupid sayings

[masterwig]

As straight as a whistle.

 

[The Beast 111]

Re: Who the fuck is soft Mick..?! and other stupid sayings

I don't know you from adam!!!!! who the fuck is Adam???

Eves boyfriend

i heard they split up last week
adam was caught in a gay bar

 

[Anonymous]

When you say "how are you to my mate?" he always says "as right as ninepence."

WTF?????

 

[bluekat]

Re: Who the fuck is soft Mick..?! and other stupid sayings

you've got the wrong end of the stick

Isn't this something to do with a stick that people used to wipe their arse with, with a rag wrapped around one end. So if you get the wrong end of the stick you get shit on your hands......I'm sure I've heard something along these lines, or perhaps I dreamt it.....!

 

[Trigger]

Raining Cats and Dogs!

 

[marie]

I wouldn't trust him with a barge pole.

you're right, this doesn't make sense. 'Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole' however, means you don't want to go near someone.

Right as rain?????? Is rain always right then?

 

[51Chappie]

Re: Who the fuck is soft Mick..?! and other stupid sayings

you've got the wrong end of the stick

Isn't this something to do with a stick that people used to wipe their arse with, with a rag wrapped around one end. So if you get the wrong end of the stick you get shit on your hands......I'm sure I've heard something along these lines, or perhaps I dreamt it.....!

Yes that's what I heard too

 

[51Chappie]

It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

 

[Cully]

As daft as a brush!! wtf.

 

[51Chappie]

To many cooks spoil the broth