Who's been married the longest and what's the secret?

nimrod said:
secrets of long happy marriage;

treat her with respect

tell her you love her every day

tell her she's your best friend and soul mate

dont get fat

suggest she buys new shoes etc on a regular basis

buy her flowers unexpectedly

take her out for dinner at least once a month (just the 2 of you)

dont get predictable & boring


I'd marry you tomorrow :)
 
BlueBearBoots said:
nimrod said:
secrets of long happy marriage;

treat her with respect

tell her you love her every day

tell her she's your best friend and soul mate

dont get fat

suggest she buys new shoes etc on a regular basis

buy her flowers unexpectedly

take her out for dinner at least once a month (just the 2 of you)

dont get predictable & boring


I'd marry you tomorrow :)


You'd marry a chimp if it bought you some shoes and let you swing on its tyre
 
BlueBearBoots said:
nimrod said:
secrets of long happy marriage;

treat her with respect

tell her you love her every day

tell her she's your best friend and soul mate

dont get fat

suggest she buys new shoes etc on a regular basis

buy her flowers unexpectedly

take her out for dinner at least once a month (just the 2 of you)

dont get predictable & boring


I'd marry you tomorrow :)

Yeah, she'll not see that coming
 
pantalon violet again said:
BlueBearBoots said:
nimrod said:
secrets of long happy marriage;

treat her with respect

tell her you love her every day

tell her she's your best friend and soul mate

dont get fat

suggest she buys new shoes etc on a regular basis

buy her flowers unexpectedly

take her out for dinner at least once a month (just the 2 of you)

dont get predictable & boring


I'd marry you tomorrow :)


You'd marry a chimp if it bought you some shoes and let you swing on its tyre

rule 12

dont be rude
 
metalblue said:
BlueBearBoots said:
nimrod said:
secrets of long happy marriage;

treat her with respect

tell her you love her every day

tell her she's your best friend and soul mate

dont get fat

suggest she buys new shoes etc on a regular basis

buy her flowers unexpectedly

take her out for dinner at least once a month (just the 2 of you)

dont get predictable & boring


I'd marry you tomorrow :)

Yeah, she'll not see that coming
Nimrod also possesses a great sense of humour/sarcasm.
 
nimrod said:
york away to this! said:
tomorrow is my tenth anniversary (months, of course)...

do I win a prize?

a weekend with drone

That's like ordering a chip butty and it arrives without any bread.















or chips.
 

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