why did i faint?

I've only had this sort of happen to me once, it was caused by me forgetting I'd had codeine and drinking a can of Stella, then going for a piss, holy shit it was like I was draining all the life out of me, combined with someone kicking me square in the nuts, only without any of the nut-related pain, I've never known anything like it. I knew full well that the quick solution to codeine nausea is to lie on the floor for a moment until it passes, but the half-minute of piss I still had inside me took preference, it was a fighting battle to stay upright until I'd finished. Loads of fun. Wouldn't recommend it though.

My mate did once faint and smash his mouth open on the cat litter tray, so count yourself lucky it was your own piss.
 
Boots_ said:
More importantly, why were you pissing in a mouthwash bottle?
fair play

-- Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:57 pm --

c4lv3rt said:
Wacko Jacko on the meds ;)
i have been on antibiotics the last week

not that propophol shit!!!!!<br /><br />-- Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:58 pm --<br /><br />
the goats backside said:
look at your name
im looking......................
what is it im waiting for it to do?
 
you may have Micturition Syncope


Micturition (or post-micturition) syncope is fainting during or, more commonly, immediately after urination due to a severe drop in blood pressure. Micturition syncope is most common in older men and usually occurs at night after a deep sleep.
 
GStar said:
Low blood pressure.

Generally, most fainting occurances are due to low blood pressure. How many times have you been slouching around and then jump up only to feel light headed? This is a minor sympton of it, your body has relaxed to a degree that it has slowed your pulse rate right down and then sudden movement has caused you to go light headed whilst your pulse rates quickens to cope with the sudden energy requirements.

I am guessing you were tired (body slowing down), hadn't moved much from the couch and then sprinted up the stairs for a piss??

Disclaimer: I am no doctor so dont beleive a word I say....
 

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