Why do I fart so much?

[stonie]

I wake up most mornings and rattle of what sounds like a machine gun being fired my missus does not understand how I make such a noise nor for how long it lasts for....

 

[Causeway_Boy]

Do you really fart in front of your missus!?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Do you really fart in front of your missus!?

Of course not, I am a gentleman, I let her fart first!

 

[kippax81]

I fart for Europe and they stink. I know it's generally down to diet but this is what I've eaten today:

Breaky: 2 slices of peanut butter on toast.

Dinner and snacks: 2 BBQ pork in a wraps. 2 bags of crisps. 2 choc biscuits.

Tea: chicken in cheese and leak sauce and veg.

Supper: 2 crumpets.

Drinks: 2 x teas's, 1 coffee, 1 litre of juice,

What out of that would make me stink?

Cut out the junk.......

Peanut butter,BBQ sauce,crumpets,crisps,chocolate..... not healthy. Don't drink coffee or juice - drink more water

An old boss of mine once said "people who fart are full of shit". Have you thought of an enema? :)

 

[GazM]

I fart for Europe and they stink. I know it's generally down to diet but this is what I've eaten today:

Breaky: 2 slices of peanut butter on toast.

Dinner and snacks: 2 BBQ pork in a wraps. 2 bags of crisps. 2 choc biscuits.

Tea: chicken in cheese and leak sauce and veg.

Supper: 2 crumpets.

Drinks: 2 x teas's, 1 coffee, 1 litre of juice,

What out of that would make me stink?

Yup, that'll do it !

 

[smeeagain]

why not go on emmbarrassing bodies see what they say?

 

[stony]

Do you really fart in front of your missus!?

Why wouldn't he. You can't spend the rest of your life holding a fart in, you'll end up with the facial expression of Mr Bean.

If you can't be comfortable with your partner then there's something wrong.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

I fart for Europe and they stink. I know it's generally down to diet but this is what I've eaten today:

Breaky: 2 slices of peanut butter on toast.

Dinner and snacks: 2 BBQ pork in a wraps. 2 bags of crisps. 2 choc biscuits.

Tea: chicken in cheese and leak sauce and veg.

Supper: 2 crumpets.

Drinks: 2 x teas's, 1 coffee, 1 litre of juice,

What out of that would make me stink?

Cut out the junk.......

Peanut butter,BBQ sauce,crumpets,crisps,chocolate..... not healthy. Don't drink coffee or juice - drink more water

An old boss of mine once said "people who fart are full of shit". Have you thought of an enema? :)

Peanut Butter in moderation is not junk

 

[CTID1988]

Are you fat? The fact you have "supper", the meal invented by fat people, makes me think you could be, and thats why you're farting for england. Stay healthy!

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

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