Why do you United fans call us....

[Balti]

because they are nobheads

 

[ell]

They are a weird bunch mate, they call a phone a dog and bone too.

 

[bluetonium]

Ask a rag where Old Trafford is and 99% will point at the TV with an absent / gormless look on their faces, whilst clutching their 'season card' of a Sky remote.

 

[CockneyBlueTheFirst]

Its cockney rhyming slang.

Suprise suprise! Cockney pricks!

Thats not nice.....Some of us "Cockneys" made the right choice with our football support. And we travel ( although not as much as we used to).

 

[BufordUSABlue]

They've got a silly flag about us in their ground for all the Irish/Welsh/Jap/Maltese/Cockney/Cornish ultras to take pictures of. 90% of their songs are about us. But in the irony free zone that is the borough of Trafford, WE are the bitter ones

Brilliant! :-)

 

[magoo]

Bertie Magoo - the bitter blue

Well I am blue, and I am Magoo but I think the Bald head and short sightedness has more to do with it than being bitter!

Sad Rags

 

[bakerdave76]

Bertie Magoo - the bitter blue

wasn't going to post this got this of a red other week he was fc united but now utd scum1 http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?ref=sgm&id=1820086687 give em shit

 

[ZanteWeatherman]

Ask a rag where Old Trafford is and 99% will point at the TV with an absent / gormless look on their faces, whilst clutching their 'season card' of a Sky remote.

Did a few years 'tour guiding' in Greece and alays asked where they came from if they sported CITY colours, invariably within about 20 miles of city centre Manchester, but when I asked any turkey wearing rag colours, the answer was 99% from down south, midlands, anywhere but Manchester.

Then proceeded to subtley take the piss for the entire tour.

Marvellous!

 

[Chris in London]

Didn`t we spend well over £100 m in the summer and they signed Mr Owen ? And we all know what happened in derby.

Why..what's happened in derby?[/

Bloody hell, the rags aren't STILL playing, are they?

 

[Fried Onions]

Let em get on with all the Bertie stuff, I find it pretty funny and we shouldn't take it personally.

They're the same with Liverpool anyway.

The most bitter 'thing' in the world resides there anyway, Mr Neville esq.