Wierdest thing you've been dumped for.

[Pride_In_Battle]

I've only ever been dumped because of City, in fact every girlfriend I've had ( there's been a few ) since I was 14 has dumped me because of my devotion to City, they despise the fact I love City more and always put them first before any women. I've come to the conclusion that I need a woman that supports City.

You hoping Natalie Pike is reading this? ;)

 

[allan harper]

I've only ever been dumped because of City, in fact every girlfriend I've had ( there's been a few ) since I was 14 has dumped me because of my devotion to City, they despise the fact I love City more and always put them first before any women. I've come to the conclusion that I need a woman that supports City.

You hoping Natalie Pike is reading this? ;)

Lmao !

I must tweet her a chat up line !

 

[Swales lives]

Shitting in a watermelon.

 

[shootmeifipost10k]

Not dumped as such but I was out in a rather nice bar in town and got chatting to an ex who I was still very good firends with and enquired about her mate who was quite fit and more important looked a right dirty woman.After finding out she was single I asked about my chances the reply from the ex was slim,but undeterred I went in mouth first and employed my best cheeky with lecherous thoughts chat, somehow it worked and at the end of the night it was agreed I was giving her a lift home in exchange for a coffee. My thoughts had now obviously turned to how I'd be slipping inside her pants.
A gentle stroll back to where I was parked and when we reached my van she stopped and squealed "I'm not getting in that" said nothing else turned and fucked off.

 

[Juan King]

I got my results back & told her it was AIDS. Never saw her again.

 

[johnny on the spot]

I got my results back & told her it was AIDS. Never saw her again.

She was hoping for seven A stars, then?

 

[bringer678]

Shitting in a watermelon.

Phahaha I remember that thread. Please say it's in classics!?

 

[Pride_In_Battle]

I've only ever been dumped because of City, in fact every girlfriend I've had ( there's been a few ) since I was 14 has dumped me because of my devotion to City, they despise the fact I love City more and always put them first before any women. I've come to the conclusion that I need a woman that supports City.

You hoping Natalie Pike is reading this? ;)

Lmao !

I must tweet her a chat up line !

Just don't try showing her any card tricks. She doesn't appreciate them according to Ricster

 

[Cellarite]

I've mentioned this before on another thread.

I met a girl one night in Royale's. Absolutely fucking beautiful, called Vannessa. We got on like a house on fire, talking loads, laughing, have the odd kiss and cuddle and spent a couple of hours together so much so that even after a single night, I thought we could be great together.

At the end of the night I put her in a taxi and arranged to meet her on the Saturday night. I explained I was off to the match in the day but would be ready to meet her at about 7-8. She was made up that we'd arranged a date and i was cock-a-hoop. I went off to the match and rushed home to Eccles to get my best threads on and get out.

I phoned her to say I was ready and ask where she fancied meeting. Her tone was off and she said she wasn't going to meet me. I was gobsmacked and asked her to have the decency to explain what had changed.

"Did you go to the match today?"
"Yes, why?"
"Are you a City fan?"
"Yes, why?"
"You caught the bus on Half-Edge Lane right outside my living room window where you stood and described to your mate exactly what you planned to do to me. You clearly only want me for one thing."

 

[Pride_In_Battle]

I've mentioned this before on another thread.

I met a girl one night in Royale's. Absolutely fucking beautiful, called Vannessa. We got on like a house on fire, talking loads, laughing, have the odd kiss and cuddle and spent a couple of hours together so much so that even after a single night, I thought we could be great together.

At the end of the night I put her in a taxi and arranged to meet her on the Saturday night. I explained I was off to the match in the day but would be ready to meet her at about 7-8. She was made up that we'd arranged a date and i was cock-a-hoop. I went off to the match and rushed home to Eccles to get my best threads on and get out.

I phoned her to say I was ready and ask where she fancied meeting. Her tone was off and she said she wasn't going to meet me. I was gobsmacked and asked her to have the decency to explain what had changed.

"Did you go to the match today?"
"Yes, why?"
"Are you a City fan?"
"Yes, why?"
"You caught the bus on Half-Edge Lane right outside my living room window where you stood and described to your mate exactly what you planned to do to me. You clearly only want me for one thing."

Bwahaha unlucky buddy!