Wierdest thing you've been dumped for.

I came in late one night & fancied my chances with my other half. I climbed into bed & after a particularly passionate bout of love making I lit a cigarette. Imagine my surprise when I realised I had actually got into bed with her father who was in our spare room. He was most annoyed as he is a keen athlete & hates passive smoking.

I never saw her again.

















Me & her dad are still going strong though 5 years later. Every cloud & all that.
 
citykev28 said:
I've mentioned this before on another thread.

I met a girl one night in Royale's. Absolutely fucking beautiful, called Vannessa. We got on like a house on fire, talking loads, laughing, have the odd kiss and cuddle and spent a couple of hours together so much so that even after a single night, I thought we could be great together.

At the end of the night I put her in a taxi and arranged to meet her on the Saturday night. I explained I was off to the match in the day but would be ready to meet her at about 7-8. She was made up that we'd arranged a date and i was cock-a-hoop. I went off to the match and rushed home to Eccles to get my best threads on and get out.

I phoned her to say I was ready and ask where she fancied meeting. Her tone was off and she said she wasn't going to meet me. I was gobsmacked and asked her to have the decency to explain what had changed.

"Did you go to the match today?"
"Yes, why?"
"Are you a City fan?"
"Yes, why?"
"You caught the bus on Half-Edge Lane right outside my living room window where you stood and described to your mate exactly what you planned to do to me. You clearly only want me for one thing."
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Something similar. My cousin met a really good looking girl in town and asked her out. He couldn't believe it when she said she'd meet him the following saturday. I spoke to him in the afternoon and he couldn't wait to meet her again. I rang him on the sunday morning to see how things went and he said the date lasted about 30 mins. It turns out she's a season ticket holder in the stretford end. He said they ended up hurling insults at each other and she just upped and fucked off.
 
I got dumped by my ex-fiance "coz she missed goin out with her mates and wanted a bit of freedom" whatever that meant?!

Anyway, we split, and about a month later she got pregnant by some scallywag, HA WHERE'S YA FREEDOM NOW YA ****!?!
 
This bird I was seeing a few years ago was well wierd, she thought that as i had been paid then i should have the money to take her out on a saturday evening and wasnt impressed when i said that i had spent it on booking flights and match ticket for a City game, then she wanted me to go out one sunday evening when I was watching Newcastle against some other side, and with about 5 minutes to go Toon were winning 1-0 which would have got my 5 aways up on the fixed odds coupon, and she yapped about that as well, but at her brothers birthday party on a saturday night she tottaly flipped just because i was a wee bit drunk having been in the beehive from shortly after 10am, then to the game (two pints at half time etc), never really knew what I done wrong.
 
corky1970 said:
gaudinho's stolen car said:
Kerry Katona dumped me because I asked her how much Turkey Dinosaurs were at Iceland.
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are they very very very very old turkeys ?? if so i suppose theyd be out of date ...............fuckin stupid reason to get dumped if you ask me
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I know. I was right when I used to call her a fucking idiot all the time.
 
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