Wierdest thing you've been dumped for.

[Balti]

I got dumped for being rubbish

the thread isn't about sensible reasons for you being dumped though rasc

 

[Tueart's scissors]

The really weird thing was the incident was totally accidental

My dick fell into my girlfriend's dogs arse. I started to panic, start sweating and just when I was withdrwing my dick my girlfriend and her mum walked into the room
I sort of understand what it must have looked like, but I was surprised she didn't give me the benefit of the doubt

Easy mistake, it happened to me a couple of times and was talking to my mates(a group of 8)and it had happened to 5 of them too! Maybe it was just an excuse she used? Have u got breath like dogshit? LOL

When you were talking to your mates were you all chasing tennis balls in the local park ?

 

[MCFC BOB]

My girlfriend left me because apparently I was "too upset". This coming from a girl that had self-harmed and threatened to kill herself for the duration of our two-and-a-half-year relationship. Women eh?

 

[johnmc]

Re: Re: Wierdest thing you've been dumped for.

My girlfriend left me because apparently I was "too upset". This coming from a girl that had self-harmed and threatened to kill herself for the duration of our two-and-a-half-year relationship. Women eh?

Did she self harm and threaten to kill herself because you were so upset though?

 

[MCFC BOB]

Re: Re: Wierdest thing you've been dumped for.

My girlfriend left me because apparently I was "too upset". This coming from a girl that had self-harmed and threatened to kill herself for the duration of our two-and-a-half-year relationship. Women eh?

Did she self harm and threaten to kill herself because you were so upset though?

Nah, I was only really upset in the last few weeks of our relationship as it spiralled out of control towards destruction.

 

[mancunial]

Bit shit if your the dad and happy not to see your child?

now your digging into my character and coming up with your own conclusions sherlock

 

[johnmc]

Re: Re: Wierdest thing you've been dumped for.

Bit shit if your the dad and happy not to see your child?

now your digging into my character and coming up with your own conclusions sherlock

Just a question not a dig

 

[lewisMCFC]

Hahaha great memories.

Got dumped last year for, apparently, "Choosing football over her" HAHAHA

was true ;)

Got dumped for wanting sex, she wasnt ready and I said ok, then did her best friend....

 

[mrcunny]

Only been dumped once,when the g/friend of 5 years found out i was married,
The fucking selfish cow...mmm i still think about her .

 

[waterloo blue]

Because I refused to move to Mossley,my then fiancee told me it was never going to work.
She still lives there, whilst, I live five minutes from Coogee beach in Sydney.
I think I got the better deal,although I could still go to City regularly if I lived in hillbilly central.Swings and roundabouts,but she was a crap shag looking back.

Waterloo is a right shit hole,I would prefer Mossley myself!

-- Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:10 am --

Never had you down as a banjo officinado,mate.
I was living in Acton at the time by the way,Used to live backing onto Daisy Nook.You would no doubt be familiar with the car park.