Wierdest thing you've been dumped for.

[mancunial]

I got dumped for refusing to move in with my ex, who was 20 years my junior, within three weeks she was telling people she was pregnant and her ex who's red dipper moved in with her, now that's what I call a result?

 

[jacko8684]

I got dumped for refusing to move in with my ex, who was 20 years my junior, within three weeks she was telling people she was pregnant and her ex who's red dipper moved in with her, now that's what I call a result?

so are you gonna see your child?

 

[TCIB]

I got dumped for refusing to move in with my ex, who was 20 years my junior, within three weeks she was telling people she was pregnant and her ex who's red dipper moved in with her, now that's what I call a result?

 

[remoh]

They're all mad as biscuits, they will always have a reason no matter how poor it is!

Mostly loonies, but definitely a different species.

 

[squirtyflower]

Wimmin are off their heads sothere is no reasoning behind their decisions

I haven't the time to type up all their inconsistencies

 

[TCIB]

Wimmin are off their heads sothere is no reasoning behind their decisions

I haven't the time to type up all their inconsistencies

Well here is one, never had this headfuck myself but i have heard it of a few mates regarding underwear.

 

[mancunial]

I got dumped for refusing to move in with my ex, who was 20 years my junior, within three weeks she was telling people she was pregnant and her ex who's red dipper moved in with her, now that's what I call a result?

so are you gonna see your child?

I never questioned or asked, other people did infact to the extent of chaos and arguments, their is a chance that it might not be his, equally to both of us, you never know unless by the old DNA and their was no way I was getting into a Jeremy kyle situ at my age, if she said it was mine then I would have to be very wary of her honesty, so best to sit back in complete ignorance, these things have a way of coming out in the wash eventually, best let sleeping dogs lie or is it lye?

 

[johnmc]

Bit shit if your the dad and happy not to see your child?

 

[weeman19_89]

Not weirdest but football related. The amount of girls I've been dumped by because of City. A couple have texted me during an away day.
My current GF being one of them but she's realised (finally) that city is my life so she's trying to compromise .... I'd give it a month.

I really need a City girl!!!! ;)

 

[collie41]

The really weird thing was the incident was totally accidental

My dick fell into my girlfriend's dogs arse. I started to panic, start sweating and just when I was withdrwing my dick my girlfriend and her mum walked into the room
I sort of understand what it must have looked like, but I was surprised she didn't give me the benefit of the doubt

Easy mistake, it happened to me a couple of times and was talking to my mates(a group of 8)and it had happened to 5 of them too! Maybe it was just an excuse she used? Have u got breath like dogshit? LOL