Wierdest thing you've been dumped for.

[waterloo blue]

Ooooo,I've got myself a stalker!

Don't flatter yourself numbnuts.

I remember you posting about your Mrs' book and how it meant you both could travel the world and i was really pleased for you.
Then you start hanging shit on Australia, calling it crap and saying that where another poster lives is a shithole, you can go fuck yourself,though that would'nt be the first time for you would it ? :)

I was actually being slightly tongue in cheek with my initial comment to Waterloo Blue. Yes I dislike Sydney a great deal,I find it brash, ugly and hugely over rated but Waterloo is actually one of the more interesting areas due to it's ethnic diversity and brutalist architecture.
The irony is I'm originally from Waterloo between Ashton and Oldham,whose ethnic diversity runs to a Chinese takeaway and an aisan convenience shop.
Hence my aside about Daisy Nook.The one in Sydney has all the romance of mid seventies Hulme,and I live in Randwick which like a majority of Sydney also ethnically diverse,due to the proximity of the university.Sydney is brash,false and up it's own arse but it's home and with the greatest respect there's always the airport in Mascot if it gets too much.
Oh and I have no idea what "hanging shit" means!,neither do I.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

When I was 13, my first girlfriend dumped me, because... and I quote:

"Your front teeth are too big."

I wouldn't mind, but I think they're of quite a normal size! In fact she's the only person ever to say this to me, and if it were true my mates would have jumped at the opportunity to call me 'toothy bastard' or something similar.

 

[pominoz]

Don't flatter yourself numbnuts.

I remember you posting about your Mrs' book and how it meant you both could travel the world and i was really pleased for you.
Then you start hanging shit on Australia, calling it crap and saying that where another poster lives is a shithole, you can go fuck yourself,though that would'nt be the first time for you would it ? :)

I was actually being slightly tongue in cheek with my initial comment to Waterloo Blue. Yes I dislike Sydney a great deal,I find it brash, ugly and hugely over rated but Waterloo is actually one of the more interesting areas due to it's ethnic diversity and brutalist architecture.
The irony is I'm originally from Waterloo between Ashton and Oldham,whose ethnic diversity runs to a Chinese takeaway and an aisan convenience shop.
Hence my aside about Daisy Nook.The one in Sydney has all the romance of mid seventies Hulme,and I live in Randwick which like a majority of Sydney also ethnically diverse,due to the proximity of the university.Sydney is brash,false and up it's own arse but it's home and with the greatest respect there's always the airport in Mascot if it gets too much.
Oh and I have no idea what "hanging shit" means!,neither do I.

"Hanging shit" on someone or something is to put it or them down/insult.

 

[Bluebird1]

True story..My mate started a bit of a thing going with this girl from skegness,i text him and asked him how he was going on his lateast date...no reply until the next day..
apparently he went to the toilets to text me back and by mistake texted this skeggy girl.
He said "the foul cow is getting it up her arse tonight"...
she wasnt very pleased once he returned back from the gents..

Hm the old 'mate' story ...

 

[beano46]

A bird I'd been seeing for sometime was round at my flat having a few beers, She went to get a couple of Stella's out of the fridge when I casually mentioned the colder ones were at bottom, "Are you taking the fucking piss I'm not stupid", "I'm not putting up with this shit" she shouted, she grabbed her bag and coat and went into the Bathroom after a few minutes banging and crashing I heard her leave the Bathroom and the Flat, I went into Bathroom she'd broke my shaving mirror, squrited shaving foam in the sink and the bath cracked and craked the lid of the cistern, to cap it all I had to get my own Beer out of the Fridge but at least it was cold.

Never seen hind nor hare of her since BTW

 

[Pubteam Lomas]

A bird I'd been seeing for sometime was round at my flat having a few beers, She went to get a couple of Stella's out of the fridge when I casually mentioned the colder ones were at bottom, "Are you taking the fucking piss I'm not stupid", "I'm not putting up with this shit" she shouted, she grabbed her bag and coat and went into the Bathroom after a few minutes banging and crashing I heard her leave the Bathroom and the Flat, I went into Bathroom she'd broke my shaving mirror, squrited shaving foam in the sink and the bath cracked and craked the lid of the cistern, to cap it all I had to get my own Beer out of the Fridge but at least it was cold.

Never seen hind nor hare of her since BTW

Presume you told her that breaking a mirror brought 7 years bad luck!!!

 

[peoffrey]

been dumped because my cock is too big and never fit in her.

Are you sure it was a "her", Lee? ;-)

 

[SuperbiaInProeliaEL3]

Not all of 'us girls' are bad......!!

 

[balkanno]

been dumped because my cock is too big and never fit in her.

bud i was told once, with time nd some practice that hole get s bigger, be patent if ya care for the bird...

oh wait she dumped you? don t belive ya...^^

 

[Bigga]

Once was dumped cos the girl 'found God'.

Later that year, she came to see me in order to 'convert' me, I think, but ended up on her knees worshipping my pole again. Afterwards, she stood up and called me 'the Devil' and ran out of my flat!!

True as well!

Was also dumped when I was asked why my mates were always around.

I said "Cos it ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none!".

Took her a while to have 'had enough' though...