Wishes for the media in the 22/23 season

It'd be just swell if they came to accept us for the football we play, rather than the colour of their owners skin, fact we outperform their own teams or spend money in line with earned winnings.

But I know that's not going to happen. I'm ok with it. I now laugh at their mediocre attempts to gain clicks, and know none of them wanted that when they first set out to change the world. The amount of publications I've told Google to not recommended to me anymore is healthy. Talk crap, get clicks, lose respect. Tick tock.

Once upon a time they dreamt they'd change the world, be a household name. Now they're halfway to mediocrity and begging for league of legends or grammarley to give them some spare change to buy a coffee. So much easier to fluff the masses than be truthful. Hence why United will be back in September but absent by November, and why fake tickets in Paris are a no-no
 
Crash & burn hopefully.

Maybe the immoral crusaders can report all teams equally no matter the colour of shirt.

American red teams have far too much control behind the scenes. An in-depth review of clubs who are purchased via a leveraged buy out would be a welcome start.

Actual football analysis instead of gossip would be refreshing.

Oh and please stop pushing the fake united/Liverpool rivalry. It never existed.
 
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1.Sack Tyler
2.Muzzle Dalglish Daughter
3.Arrange the strange Disappearance of Sutton, Murphy, and Hinchcliffe/Mills
4.Banish Delaney from any Articles with Jackson too
5.Finally send Merson and Big Ears to a faraway Cult
This list is not exhaustive
 
1. Pundits discussing United losing to TeamX : shut up about united and discuss TeamX’s performance in greater detail.

1a. Drop talking about ‘this is united we’re talking about’

1b. Limit united and Liverpool pundits to a maximum of one per match.

2. Advertising a future game, involving united/Liverpool- remember that they do lose and do have goals scored against them.

2a. Also that there are 2 teams in a football match, not just the team in red.

3. Try and remember what you printed/posted in previous years about City, before doing the complete opposite on the same subject for other teams

4. The PL consists of 20 teams, not just the top X (where X is the current position of United/Liverpool), and fully deserve better coverage.

5. Liverpool can been covered in a negative light, and history is not only about past trophies.

6. Manchester City is not state owned, after 14 years, repeating that lie that City are, is incredibly stupid and lazy, try harder.

6a. UAE is very much not the same as Qatar. Ditto Saudi Arabia. If it helps, imagine grouping and mixing up the English, Welsh and Scottish.

6b. Try and remember who pushed for the ESL, who is taking money out of the game, who wants to be perpetually at the top by any means due to supposed historical ‘right’, and how crap for the European/uk model of football from the bottom up, that a US style closed league system would be.

7. Don’t forget to always mention ‘US leeching capitalist owners’ when describing any of the US owned clubs.

7a. Dont forget to mention the appalling US civil and human rights and gaping disparities in wealth, when prefacing any mention of US owned clubs.

8. Always be a good journalist by mentioning any links (money, influence, gifts) you have with any entity that you write about.

9. When Newcastle probably reach the ‘top 4’ try not to dial the rascist hate up to 11.

10. Already done in post below

11. A match between teamX and teamY does not have to have a mention of united or Liverpool shoehorned in with the most tenuous of links.
Sir, I salute you with this post!
 

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