RAWK …
Is the robot a bit of a flat track bully? Always banging in hat-tricks against the teams down the bottom.
Never scored at Old Trafford, Anfield, Stamford Bridge, in Charity Shield or barely touched the ball in those games. United at home he banged them in but United were rotten that day.
It doesn't matter if he scored 40-50 league goals if he's not scoring in the big games they won't catch Arsenal.
And …
He is. The smaller teams are just happy to be sharing a pitch with him as opposed to actually doing their job and preventing him scoring.
He'd offer nothing to a side that doesn't create tap in after tap in.
He’s just a 25 goal (so far) tap in merchant lads and lasses.