Women are mental

[peoffrey]

How about racist jokes?

I'm talking banter, you make a comment on here that can be twisted and it will be twisted, peoffrey knows no malicious intent was meant otherwise he would have come back with a childish insult or reported. Knowing peoffrey personally, he'd do neither but may throw a quip back- that's life on off topic. As for racist jokes no. Apart from Irish, Scots or Welsh as they're fair game or closet rags !
We don't take things personally down here, unlike upstairs-well most of the time anyway

Peoffrey making a childish insult on a City Forum? Never.

Good thread. Arguments can be healthy!

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Women are mental

Yes, women are mental which says that they always use their mind while doing things.

But what about you all men? (only those involved with this discussion)

I really don't think you guys are using your mind at all while posting these silly things.

I knew this would happen once we let them start having opinions.

 

[liamctid]

As Mr. Garrison once said,

"Don't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"

Single lads out there - stay single! Women only make your life fucking misery!

Wrong wrong wrong !!! You would be nothing without women

Well without my mum I wouldn't have been born.

However, the past 6 months of my life would have been like the previous 4 years if it wasn't for that horrible human.

 

[peoffrey]

However, the past 6 months of my life would have been like the previous 4 years if it wasn't for that horrible human.

Is that really the way to look at it? It's just as likely that a fellow man would treat you like a piece of shit (Boss, Friend) than a woman to do so.

Many of the biggest idiots in history have been men.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

Yeah so I had a second date with a young fillie last night. All was well, she seemed sound enough first time round. In the car on the way to the restaurant she confesses to a fear of rabbits. I think, Ok fair enough. I've got a mate scared of buttons so I've heard of stranger phobias. So I politely inquired if there was a reason for this slightly irrational fear, just taking a casual interest and shit.
She pops out with, 'Well nobody believes me, but I had a velvet model rabbit in my room when I was younger. At night it used to jump on my bed, it's eyes would glow red and it would stop me from being able to scream.'

'Hahaha C'mon?', was my reply. She was genuinely offended, 'Nobody ever believes me.' she said a little sad. 'Maybe Toy Story was a documentary?' I said to lighten the mood and hoping for a shift of topic. She saw the funny side and I managed to change the subject and everything went back to normal (Thank f**k), as if no batshit-crazy, demon rabbit story had ever been uttered. Women are indeed f**kin mental.

 

[mrcunny]

Yeah so I had a second date with a young fillie last night. All was well, she seemed sound enough first time round. In the car on the way to the restaurant she confesses to a fear of rabbits. I think, Ok fair enough. I've got a mate scared of buttons so I've heard of stranger phobias. So I politely inquired if there was a reason for this slightly irrational fear, just taking a casual interest and shit.
She pops out with, 'Well nobody believes me, but I had a velvet model rabbit in my room when I was younger. At night it used to jump on my bed, it's eyes would glow red and it would stop me from being able to scream.'

'Hahaha C'mon?', was my reply. She was genuinely offended, 'Nobody ever believes me.' she said a little sad. 'Maybe Toy Story was a documentary?' I said to lighten the mood and hoping for a shift of topic. She saw the funny side and I managed to change the subject and everything went back to normal (Thank f**k), as if no batshit-crazy, demon rabbit story had ever been uttered. Women are indeed f**kin mental.

How would she cope with a rampant rabbit?...would she have to swallow her fear..

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

Yeah so I had a second date with a young fillie last night. All was well, she seemed sound enough first time round. In the car on the way to the restaurant she confesses to a fear of rabbits. I think, Ok fair enough. I've got a mate scared of buttons so I've heard of stranger phobias. So I politely inquired if there was a reason for this slightly irrational fear, just taking a casual interest and shit.
She pops out with, 'Well nobody believes me, but I had a velvet model rabbit in my room when I was younger. At night it used to jump on my bed, it's eyes would glow red and it would stop me from being able to scream.'

'Hahaha C'mon?', was my reply. She was genuinely offended, 'Nobody ever believes me.' she said a little sad. 'Maybe Toy Story was a documentary?' I said to lighten the mood and hoping for a shift of topic. She saw the funny side and I managed to change the subject and everything went back to normal (Thank f**k), as if no batshit-crazy, demon rabbit story had ever been uttered. Women are indeed f**kin mental.

Loving this. I suggest buying watership down on DVD and watching it together it would guarantee you sex that night (assuming the hospital will allow her to leave ever again?)

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

Yeah so I had a second date with a young fillie last night. All was well, she seemed sound enough first time round. In the car on the way to the restaurant she confesses to a fear of rabbits. I think, Ok fair enough. I've got a mate scared of buttons so I've heard of stranger phobias. So I politely inquired if there was a reason for this slightly irrational fear, just taking a casual interest and shit.
She pops out with, 'Well nobody believes me, but I had a velvet model rabbit in my room when I was younger. At night it used to jump on my bed, it's eyes would glow red and it would stop me from being able to scream.'

'Hahaha C'mon?', was my reply. She was genuinely offended, 'Nobody ever believes me.' she said a little sad. 'Maybe Toy Story was a documentary?' I said to lighten the mood and hoping for a shift of topic. She saw the funny side and I managed to change the subject and everything went back to normal (Thank f**k), as if no batshit-crazy, demon rabbit story had ever been uttered. Women are indeed f**kin mental.

Loving this. I suggest buying watership down on DVD and watching it together it would guarantee you sex that night (assuming the hospital will allow her to leave ever again?)

Haha. That's a good idea but i don't want to wake the beast. She might end up having a flashback of some suppressed memory of when Uncle John bummed her in front of a picture of Big Wig or summit. No I'll leave it and just hide the scissors when she stops over.

 

[Cellarite]

ditch the crazy cow now before it's too late.

 

[Bubbles]

Feeling so pity for you poor guys.

Actually this is not your fault. You have learned only that much, what you have seen and experienced around you. You just live in your own little world. You don't have any idea about what exists beyond that.

I just hope all of you will grow up soon.

So till then its bye from me with lots of good wishes. Hope something better will happen in your next dating. Anyways I'll keep watching this thread to know about all of you.

Cheers and Happy Growing Up.