Women!!!

Bluebird1 said:
Glenda MCFC said:
I have never been out with a bloke that can cook ! Mind you I was with my chap for most of my life but i have got a blind date next week with a guy who is actually cooking for me !! Don't know if I'm more terrified of the blind date or the cooking !! (ha ha its the blind date!)

I'm going on a blind date tomorrow night, I'm petrified!

I hope he's not a really lecherous bastard who spends all night with his hands in his pockets adjusting himself.

Or has a really prominent facial feature that you can't stop staring at, like a huge nose or a big bushy mono brow.

Or suffers from nervous flatulence and keeps dropping his guts all night.

What if he fancies you but he has bad breath or a beer belly with skinny little spindly legs and bright ginger hair like a cartoon Irishman.

Or a speech impediment, god that would be awful if he talked like Jonathan Woss "fwee Woderwick"



I'm sure it will go really well, nothing to worry about, enjoy yourself :-)
 
Bluemoon115 said:
Glenda MCFC said:
What to expect ? Are they going to try groping all over us or will they be a gentleman ?

Well a blind date is usually set up by frinds right? So it thats the case then I doubt they would set you up with someone who was gonna just grope you. Apart from that no-one can answer, what with us having no idea who the guys are or anything about their personality.

Just remember, he will be just as, if not more nervous than you.

This one is through a dating site (how embarrassing to admit that), have spoken to him though. So long since I've been on a date, what do we talk about???????
 
stony said:
Bluebird1 said:
Glenda MCFC said:
I have never been out with a bloke that can cook ! Mind you I was with my chap for most of my life but i have got a blind date next week with a guy who is actually cooking for me !! Don't know if I'm more terrified of the blind date or the cooking !! (ha ha its the blind date!)

I'm going on a blind date tomorrow night, I'm petrified!

I hope he's not a really lecherous bastard who spends all night with his hands in his pockets adjusting himself.

Or has a really prominent facial feature that you can't stop staring at, like a huge nose or a big bushy mono brow.

Or suffers from nervous flatulence and keeps dropping his guts all night.

What if he fancies you but he has bad breath or a beer belly with skinny little spindly legs and bright ginger hair like a cartoon Irishman.

Or a speech impediment, god that would be awful if he talked like Jonathan Woss "fwee Woderwick"



I'm sure it will go really well, nothing to worry about, enjoy yourself :-)

Cheers Stony ... you have really given me some confidence there !
 
Bluebird1 said:
Bluemoon115 said:
Glenda MCFC said:
What to expect ? Are they going to try groping all over us or will they be a gentleman ?

Well a blind date is usually set up by frinds right? So it thats the case then I doubt they would set you up with someone who was gonna just grope you. Apart from that no-one can answer, what with us having no idea who the guys are or anything about their personality.

Just remember, he will be just as, if not more nervous than you.

This one is through a dating site (how embarrassing to admit that), have spoken to him though. So long since I've been on a date, what do we talk about???????

If you stay on line there will be 250 giving advice!

Sorry Ric but hey!
 
Live dangerously, Sue What's the worst that could happen?

Okay, there's that whole kidnapped, sold as a s e x slave in a third-world country thing, but think of the stories you could bring back to bluemoon

Besides, I have every confidence in your being able to disable anyone with bad intentions : )

and remember there's a good chance he's more nervous than you
 
paddystyle said:
Live dangerously, Sue What's the worst that could happen?

Okay, there's that whole kidnapped, sold as a s e x slave in a third-world country thing, but think of the stories you could bring back to bluemoon

Besides, I have every confidence in your being able to disable anyone with bad intentions : )

and remember there's a good chance he's more nervous than you

Watch out for that flatulence !
 
stony said:
paddystyle said:
Live dangerously, Sue What's the worst that could happen?

Okay, there's that whole kidnapped, sold as a s e x slave in a third-world country thing, but think of the stories you could bring back to bluemoon

Besides, I have every confidence in your being able to disable anyone with bad intentions : )

and remember there's a good chance he's more nervous than you

Watch out for that flatulence !
ahhh silent but deadly
 
paddystyle said:
stony said:
paddystyle said:
Live dangerously, Sue What's the worst that could happen?

Okay, there's that whole kidnapped, sold as a s e x slave in a third-world country thing, but think of the stories you could bring back to bluemoon

Besides, I have every confidence in your being able to disable anyone with bad intentions : )

and remember there's a good chance he's more nervous than you

Watch out for that flatulence !
ahhh silent but deadly

Take nose plugs Claire
 

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