Women!!!

[bornblueegg]

Did they cheer in cock-e-ney

 

[tueartsboots]

Did they cheer in cock-e-ney

Nah, was in Leicester ! She is from Bromley, Kent me Wythenshawe !

 

[Bigga]

jump through hoops? Let's see, I got married-she moved to Twickenham form Leicester. I didn't know where she had gone, I split with wife and moved back to Manc from Leics. Seven years ago I found her on Friends Reunited, met for a naughty weekend in Leics, she went back to her partner in Twickkers. Dumped him and planned to move to Manc to be with me. After a few months of long distance relationship, she dumped me. Went back to her partner, I moved to Stranraer then Dumfries. Last June she contcted me and we spent five days at Malmaison, Piccadilly. We then spent a couple of months of me travelling between Dumfries and London, she moved me in officially in August ! Is that jumping through hoops or am I just the luckiest man ever !

For your sake I hope that 'lucky' statement isn't sarcastic!!

Those 'hoops' you jumped were nothing to do with trust, from what you've said. That's just the pair of you lusty bastids being greedy! ;)

Still, as long as it's well worth it to you, that's all that matters.

And the next round of ruckus/ kick out/ dumping is due in ... oooo... 6 months!




I'm kidding!

 

[tueartsboots]

jump through hoops? Let's see, I got married-she moved to Twickenham form Leicester. I didn't know where she had gone, I split with wife and moved back to Manc from Leics. Seven years ago I found her on Friends Reunited, met for a naughty weekend in Leics, she went back to her partner in Twickkers. Dumped him and planned to move to Manc to be with me. After a few months of long distance relationship, she dumped me. Went back to her partner, I moved to Stranraer then Dumfries. Last June she contcted me and we spent five days at Malmaison, Piccadilly. We then spent a couple of months of me travelling between Dumfries and London, she moved me in officially in August ! Is that jumping through hoops or am I just the luckiest man ever !

For your sake I hope that 'lucky' statement isn't sarcastic!!

Those 'hoops' you jumped were nothing to do with trust, from what you've said. That's just the pair of you lusty bastids being greedy! ;)

Still, as long as it's well worth it to you, that's all that matters.

And the next round of ruckus/ kick out/ dumping is due in ... oooo... 6 months!




I'm kidding!

Cheers, she has just walked through the door, said ooh something smells nice (I'm cooking) and then asked why I am not naked in bed ! Truth ! Speak in about 10 mins !

 

[bornblueegg]

jump through hoops? Let's see, I got married-she moved to Twickenham form Leicester. I didn't know where she had gone, I split with wife and moved back to Manc from Leics. Seven years ago I found her on Friends Reunited, met for a naughty weekend in Leics, she went back to her partner in Twickkers. Dumped him and planned to move to Manc to be with me. After a few months of long distance relationship, she dumped me. Went back to her partner, I moved to Stranraer then Dumfries. Last June she contcted me and we spent five days at Malmaison, Piccadilly. We then spent a couple of months of me travelling between Dumfries and London, she moved me in officially in August ! Is that jumping through hoops or am I just the luckiest man ever !

For your sake I hope that 'lucky' statement isn't sarcastic!!

Those 'hoops' you jumped were nothing to do with trust, from what you've said. That's just the pair of you lusty bastids being greedy! ;)

Still, as long as it's well worth it to you, that's all that matters.

And the next round of ruckus/ kick out/ dumping is due in ... oooo... 6 months!




I'm kidding!

Cheers, she has just walked through the door, said ooh something smells nice (I'm cooking) and then asked why I am not naked in bed ! Truth ! Speak in about 10 mins !

Go dude, Chairman of the Victim Support group

 

[jimharri]

Your 10 minutes are up. Dismount, immediately!

 

[BimboBob]

Cant understand them, They say they like u you take them out I was a gentlemman as well, now she saying Im not gonna be another noch on your belt she said she knows 3 girls ive slept with, y dont they just want feck buddy!!!!

Confused!!!!!! ANyone got any answers????

I think she wouldn't sleep with you because of your bad spelling and grammar.Women are funny like that.And you're a chav.Probably.

To be honest mate,if i can,so what?Put it down to experience and move onto another of her friends.You must be the talk of the bins at the back of the co-op you lucky stud you.

 

[tueartsboots]

Your 10 minutes are up. Dismount, immediately!

she wanted a cuddle !

 

[toby]

My response to the male brain~!!!!!!

And your point is ?

Its all you can think about!!

Claire where did you get that from I am still laughing thats fookin brill

 

[ElanJo]

Buy her a lovely bunch of flowers, take her for a nice romantic meal and treat her like a lady!!!

...and then bang her senseless :)