Commentators told to big it up make it sound bloody interesting ;)Well, that was as boring a first half as they come. Portugal appear to have little attacking ambition, Earps has had a half that is reminiscent of so many women's games where one goalkeeper has the odd pass back to deal with. England have little venom when it comes to attacking the final third. One of those games where the commentators are seeing a different game to me. All pretty mundane.
They did when Katie Zelem came on but slipped back to WhoTheFuck does Laura Coombs play for? And I've just seen Mary Twerps doing he best to emulate a de Gea howler. It's Keystone Cops goalkeeping!Comm
Commentators told to big it up make it sound bloody interesting ;)
And there will be better equipped defences than Portugal waiting at the WC. A pretty dismal, ineffectual performance. It's amusing to hear the comments post-match - we need to be quicker, inject more pace into the game - why not instruct them pre-match as to what should be the basics?This England side have no cutting edge, forget winning the World Cup.
And tried to apportion blame to Hemp for the back pass, being a bit too strong ffsThey did when Katie Zelem came on but slipped back to WhoTheFuck does Laura Coombs play for? And I've just seen Mary Twerps doing he best to emulate a de Gea howler. It's Keystone Cops goalkeeping!
It this game is indicative of the general level of entertainment and spectacle the crowds they think are gonna flock to the women's fixtures will be much mistaken!
Russo is not quick enough, very hefty."Alessia Russo doing what she does best!" Er, yeah, missing another one.
In the first half Lauren Hemp had a header from a corner and put it over. The commentator informed us that she had to do better! Nothing like as critical since considering we've had better chances, and easier chances, but certain players are immune to any criticism.
Give the German, American, French strikers the chances she had last night and I suspect it would have been a comfortable win. With a move to the Arse pending I think she won't have the cubic metres of smoke blown up her arse that she's had whilst she was playing at Leigh!Russo is not quick enough, very hefty.