Words that Bluemooners get mixed up

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I’m dyslexic which has been a problem in my professional life, fcku you ;-)

gban.

That’s bang out of order.

 

[andyhinch]

gban.

That’s bang out of order.

That’s probably funny but my brain won’t rearrange the letter’s, I am

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Not heard that but it wouldn't surprise me. Probably an American thing as they're doing a mighty fine job of bastardizing the English language, full stop!

Actually it should be period, not full stop....period

 

[Paladin]

My mother in law has a habit of using text language. It does my head in. I normally associate this stuff with poorly educated teenagers, who know no better. I am slightly more tolerant in their cases.

"Dyu think u cud cum n reduce a tree or two 4 me? Joane mentioned once ud dun urs. We've a couple need doin but it will b expensive. A man was suposd 2 cum n quote,but not turned up. Just a thort :)"

I mean, she's not even spelled her own daughter's name correctly.

 

[Blue Mist]

Is there a cunts list ?

I wouldn't even top that, I mean, look who the competition is.

 

[Sir peace frog]

Wum and ****

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I’m dyslexic which has been a problem in my professional life, fcku you ;-)

You'll be right at home where I live.

 

[The Earl of Abington]

Headline in this morning's online Daily Mail (I know)...talking about all the trouble at last week's Euro final~"shambles will not EFFECT 2030 World Cup bid". Don't worry, I have put them right.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Bough, rough, cough, dough,through,thorough
Why don't they sound the same?

Etymology, my dear Xhaven.
But I dought most people will know what that even means.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

It's all tongue in cheek.

Now I'm waiting for the first appearance of tonguing Sheikh.
I'd better stop here before I get myself in more trouble.