Words that Bluemooners get mixed up

Athletico Madrid is used in this forum a lot, don’t know why but it always does my head in. I must be a right pedantic twat
 
My mother in law has a habit of using text language. It does my head in. I normally associate this stuff with poorly educated teenagers, who know no better. I am slightly more tolerant in their cases.

"Dyu think u cud cum n reduce a tree or two 4 me? Joane mentioned once ud dun urs. We've a couple need doin but it will b expensive. A man was suposd 2 cum n quote,but not turned up. Just a thort :)"

I mean, she's not even spelled her own daughter's name correctly.
Block her number mate.
 
People who think the pronunciations:
Could’ve
Should’ve
Would’ve

mean that they are saying:
Could of
Should of
Would of

when they are actually saying:
Could have
Should have
Would have.
 
I don’t like it when people use “ed” at the end of words that should be just a “t”.

It’s learnt, burnt, spelt, earnt, etc.

Not learned, burned, spelled, earned, etc.
 

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