Words you hate?

Process. Everything in business needs a bloody process. We need a process to harvest the low hanging fruit. Really, you need to get out of your endless meetings and listen to the people who do the work and do some yourself. Jargon and imbeciles using it was one reason I retired. Sorry blood pressure just spiked.

Good post BeerIsTheBest. Let's put it in the thought wok and cook it up for later.
 
Good post BeerIsTheBest. Let's put it in the thought wok and cook it up for later.
Thanks Nebuchadnezzar.. I once led an assignment across the Foreign Office. I met the chief FCO Civil Servant with my workmate in his Admiralty House office and asked him what would be his ideal output. He said ‘let’s send it up like a firework, watch it explode and see what comes down,’ Scuttle me sideways I thought, they’re filming an episode of Yes PM. My Brummie plain speaking mate said to the main man ‘in my experience a firework goes up, fizzles out and crashes back to earth Without a sound.’ Not sure we were the best cultural fit for the job.
 
Process. Everything in business needs a bloody process. We need a process to harvest the low hanging fruit. Really, you need to get out of your endless meetings and listen to the people who do the work and do some yourself. Jargon and imbeciles using it was one reason I retired. Sorry blood pressure just spiked.
'Trust the process'

'No.'
 
Nice one. His parody is soooo true. London to Manchester train leaving Euston on a Friday full of these self important wankers.
I think he was prompted to start this off because he was on one of those trains with them all with one next to him on the phone.

Yeahyeahyyehhhhnnn


I must admit, I’ve started saying “campachoochoo” instead of coffee off the back of it!
 

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