Work's Christmas do

[Why Always Ste]

And the carnage awakens... Worst thing about these doo's is it brings out all the amateur drinkers who can't handle the booze (or cocaine) and end up in petty squabbles over work issues as they didn't have the confidence in the first instance to tell their colleagues what the deal is.

On the positive, I'll have something entertaining to watch as pissed up idiots become, in their minds, UFC Fighters.

 

[Shuffs]

Mine tonight...................and I have completed swerved it simply by saying, "I don't want to" (and the fact I have no respect for some of the senior managers that will be there)

Lots of ribbing and trying to change my mind, but not having any of it - out tomorrow night with people I love

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Mine tonight...................and I have completed swerved it simply by saying, "I don't want to" (and the fact I have no respect for some of the senior managers that will be there)

Lots of ribbing and trying to change my mind, but not having any of it - out tomorrow night with people I love

Respect. I tried that very straightforward approach one year. They looked at me like I had just pissed over their chairbound Nan's.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

The last time I worked for a company that had a Christmas do, I refused to go. One particular condescending boss (who basically barked out orders on my job which he has never been skilled or fit enough to do, getting fat off my sweat from the comfort of his office chair in some air conditioned office) would of been told exactly what I thought of him. I decided it best I didn't go as I'd of probably been sacked.

Now I work for myself I don't have to face pissed up grovelling cunts suckholing bosses at Xmas do's.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

The last time I worked for a company that had a Christmas do, I refused to go. One particular condescending boss (who basically barked out orders on my job which he has never been skilled or fit enough to do, getting fat off my sweat from the comfort of his office chair in some air conditioned office) would of been told exactly what I thought of him. I decided it best I didn't go as I'd of probably been sacked.

Now I work for myself I don't have to face pissed up grovelling cunts suckholing bosses at Xmas do's.

My bosses are the opposite, they want to be suckholed. They dont much like me because I would rather die a slow painful cat aids induced death than ever kiss a bosses bum, and they know it

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

My bosses are the opposite, they want to be suckholed. They dont much like me because I would rather die a slow painful cat aids induced death than ever kiss a bosses bum, and they know it

Good man uncle.

 

[bluetoby]

Im self employed and dont like the boss

 

[super_city_si]

my works do is at a place you have to drive to and oh we have to pay for the dinner. Im giving it a miss.

 

[city986]

Never go on the works when asked why I told the truth I only go out with family and friends there just work colleagues

 

[bugsyblue]

Almost 5 pages of people saying they don't like work parties, or their colleagues, or their bosses... can people just make up some outrageous stories please otherwise this is a very anti-climatic thread.