Worst big name actors.

The only thing versatile about Carey is his rubber face. Without that he has not got much to offer.

Mask maybe but that still takes a certain creativity to pull off what he did, I struggle to imagine anyone bettering that.

Eternal Sunshine, Truman Show, Majestic & I Love you Philip Morris - pretty impressive for a comedian
 
Hugh Grant
I'm the same. Played the same bumbling twit role in more or less every film. Catch him in "The Gentlemen", though. He is surprisingly good in it.


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Patrick Stewart
Saw him in on the stage in Waiting for Godot and Macbeth.
Both times you were watching Captain Picard.
 
Disagree with Michael Caine featuring in this thread. He is outstanding in Get Carter and very good in both The Ipcress File and Alfie.

Nicolas Cage is also pretty good in Wild at Heart and Rumble Fish.
 
A collection of names if I see them in a film its move along sonny.

Steven Segal: Can somebody explain this useless piss poor actor to me?

jason Stratham: what the actual fuck is this guy all about?

Van Damme: Shoot me now.

The Rock, about as inanimate as the real thing.

John Wayne: A fucking lump of racist wood. My pal wrote a song about him, John Wayne's a Wanker. funny.

Ad f course Steven Segal again because he is so fucking absolutely criminal awful. My worst nightmare films wise, would be forced to watch back to back films with Segal, Van Damme, Jason Stratham and the Rock all in each film cutting about being shite as they blow stuff up and face down thousands of soldiers who couldn't hit a barn at two feet.

there are obviously others, but after writing that list, I now feel depressed and self harming is definitely on the cards.
 
Disagree with Michael Caine featuring in this thread. He is outstanding in Get Carter and very good in both The Ipcress File and Alfie.

Nicolas Cage is also pretty good in Wild at Heart and Rumble Fish.
Caine’s philosophy is that film acting is “relaxation”.
I don’t think Cage has ever followed that approach
 
A collection of names if I see them in a film its move along sonny.

Steven Segal: Can somebody explain this useless piss poor actor to me?

jason Stratham: what the actual fuck is this guy all about?

Van Damme: Shoot me now.

The Rock, about as inanimate as the real thing.

John Wayne: A fucking lump of racist wood. My pal wrote a song about him, John Wayne's a Wanker. funny.

Ad f course Steven Segal again because he is so fucking absolutely criminal awful. My worst nightmare films wise, would be forced to watch back to back films with Segal, Van Damme, Jason Stratham and the Rock all in each film cutting about being shite as they blow stuff up and face down thousands of soldiers who couldn't hit a barn at two feet.

there are obviously others, but after writing that list, I now feel depressed and self harming is definitely on the cards.
You should watch the Expendables. You'd love it.
 

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