Worst individual performance

buzzer1 said:
Thats right when Liam Gallagher went over to the pomp fans before kick off giving it the large lol, am sure he had a cig in his mush too..i remember taking my EX EX as it was only her 2nd or 3rd game and she was wetting her pants as Liam was doin his stuff..also am sure Noel and Curly Watts were in the Platt Lane end that day as we were...fuk my memories goin:/
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Believe me, if you can remember that much, your memory isn't going! I can barely even remember the first half on Saturday.
 
Gazza bazza against southampton, lost the ball every time then put it past hart. Unbelievable. His only shocking performance in 4 years though.
Dzeko v west ham away last season. Touched the ball about 4 times and lost it every time. Fuckin edin!
 
I can remember a game Hamann played for City against Sheff Utd. Think Hart made his debut because of injuries. He couldn't even run, it was alarming just how unfit he was.
 
Cant believe anyone can put any of our current or more recent players anywhere near this list tbh....
When we have the likes of Ged Taggert, Bob Taylor, McPointyman, Kernaghan, Mills, Jordan and so many others I can't remember them all. All were utterly shit, in a shit side with shit managers. To think some complete buffoons would label Yaya Toure in with any of this tripe staggers me, it truly does. You lot either have amnesia, dimentia, traumatic mental blocks or are all 11 years old! :)
 
Amazing that Kolo the clown is not listed until post 103. Makes " worst individual performance " his own for practically every single game. For those with short memories just go back to the last match against Palace - the first 15 minutes he was hopeless & then he got worse. Even leaving the field injured was a pantomime !
 
1987 with a hot filly round at me mates house, she was a stunner but I only lasted 30 seconds, oh the exuberance of youth.
 
Wanchope n me Dickov said:
Nigel Clough ironic jeers when he went off injured..
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Yep - cheers as he went off injured. And he was then booed when he came back on if I remember rightly. Those were the days...

Although I thought he was ace in 95/96, Kit Symons went downhill rapidly after becoming captain. The nadir being away at County in 97/98 when we were 3 down after 20 mins. Brett 'the 16 stone snail' Angell skinned him a number of times in that abject first half...
 
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Lee the Blue said:
Machin fielded Gerry Taggart at right back away at Blackburn in April 1989 - the day of Hillsborough. A slow, lead footed, all left foot centre half at right back against Scott Sellars who promptly arse raped him and we were stuffed 4-0. All 4 goals came via Taggarts side of the field.
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I've seen a fair few of the horrors mentioned on this thread but this is the one that I recall most vividly.
 
OB1 said:
I've seen a fair few of the horrors mentioned on this thread but this is the one that I recall most vividly.
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This one is the winner by a mile. It was painful to watch. The events of the day meant everything else was insignificant but he was truly horrific!
 
Danny Mills away at Liverpool. Left Harry Kewell unmarked and he promptly scored. Later claimed it wasn't his fault he'd just come back from injury. Benched next game by Pearce.
 
David Brightwell at Old Trafford. Didn't Phelan get ripped apart in the horrific 5-0 at Old Trafford? Only left 2 games early and that was one.
 
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