Bit of an odd take to suggest someone who doesn't watch old black and white movies must be 12, and have a "modern" attention span..You ever seen Psycho, no not Hitchcock's classic, the Vince Vaugn "masterpiece"?
It was made specifically for people like you.
What about Schindler's List?
Dr Strangelove?
Raging Bull?
Clerks?
Young Frankenstein?
American History X?
Some Like it Hot?
...etc...etc...etc
I'll point you in the direction of La Haine (but it's a French film and it's got subtitles so "modern" attention spans probably won't gel with that concept) and you can thank me later ;)
I think your last sentence in your post above, gives this away :)Anything foreign with subtitles.
Mars Attacks! is a classic.Mars attack
The room... You re so funny mark.
Theres a shit director producer sleezy scuzbucket who writes shit movies, got a back catalogue where he plays and scores like james fookin bond. Asswipe.
I only had a bit part.Debbie Does Dallas - The storyline was non-existent and the acting was SHOCKING.
The Kleenex guy?I only had a bit part.
Oh, you're back early, how was school today? Hope the teachers weren't too mean to you, especially the Maths teachers, they can be a very cruel bunch, generally due to the fact that their IQs are about 20 points above those of everybody else in the establishment ;)Bit of an odd take to suggest someone who doesn't watch old black and white movies must be 12, and have a "modern" attention span..
Anyway, each to their own.
You can always ask your carer to turn the colour down on your telly, be just like the old days for you..!
Surprised you were the only one to bite tbh..