Though it's a very long time since I saw it
Just struck me as too long and pretentious
The notorious flop Heavens Gate I've never seen
Only movie I've seen loads walk out of is Natural Born Killers
I assume people were expecting just loads of violence cos it was banned but it's actually kind of arty being a Tarantino film
Mars attack
The room... You re so funny mark.
Theres a shit director producer sleezy scuzbucket who writes shit movies, got a back catalogue where he plays and scores like james fookin bond. Asswipe.
Valhalla Rising.
Brutal first 5 minutes followed by 2 hours of a few mundane Vikings in a boat, in the fog, waiting for someone to do something or something to happen.
This thread reminds me of when video recorders first came out. Before all the video hire shops sprang up there was the video man. He used to drive around delivering videos once a week. You got a large home printed booklet and I think you had to choose a minimum of three videos. You chose one you'd heard about that was supposed to be decent. The other two were pot luck from hundreds you'd never heard about with outlandish titles but we're generally garbage and that's putting it mildly.
The reason you got landed with so much shite was when you chose the well known decent movies the video man would often say, "Oh sorry that one is already out." Happy memories lol.