Worst pain you've experienced

[Le Havre Oswald]

what's the worst pain you've experienced?

I once trapped my finger in a metal door pulled it out as I panicked and degloved the tip of my finger, so the bone was poking out.

That wasn't fun.


Medical pain answer's only please. No watching city under Pearce, ball etc.... :)

 

[bluemoon32]

Kidney stones

 

[BimboBob]

Watching City under Pearce.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Kidney stones

Heard its supposedly worst than labour

 

[BimboBob]

Heard its supposedly worst than labour

What about the green party?

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

What about the green party?

 

[mosssideblue]

Neuralgia was prob the worst, quickly followed by injection into bottom of foot.

I remember the doc asking me does it hurt when getting the snip. When I said it did, he said, wait till I start, you're gonna love it :)

 

[burnley blue mcfc]

Gout, now that is serious pain

 

[bluemoon32]

Heard its supposedly worst than labour

Don't know but if the doctor had said eating a tonne of shit would make the pain go away, i'd have asked for a spoon

 

[bluebaja]

I have broken my leg in a Motorbike accident, and my arm playing football, drilled a large wood bit an inch into my thigh but the worst was a dislocated kneecap playing Cricket. That didn't half sting.

 

[Cellarite]

When I popped my finger in a machine or when the needle was inserted into my testicle before the snip.

 

[citytill1die84]

Slipped disc ouch :( luckily in all my 36 years I've not had to experience breaking any bones hopefully I never do.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Also had a tattoo on my stomach. That was pretty bad

 

[91:23]

Appendicitis without a doubt. That was more painful than when I jumped off a wall and split my shin bone vertically in 3 places.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I broke my ankle, which wasn't too bad. I then had metal implants to fix it, which wasn't too bad. The painful bit was after surgery when you try to go for a piss on crutches and all the blood rushes to the bottom of your leg where the surgery happened.

But still probably being kicked in the balls, if I'm honest.

 

[mosssideblue]

When I popped my finger in a machine or when the needle was inserted into my testicle before the snip.

They inject your ball bag, not the contents :)

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Remember the advert where the ladder slips and the guy kisses the floor at about 100mph.
Well,it happened to me......my own fault...was replacing a tile on the roof,and I put the ladders on the decking,so no grip whatsoever(I know,I know).
Gets about 10 foot short of the roof and they went.
Instinct told me to grab onto summat and I wrapped my arms round the aluminium ladders.
Was looking down and I actually said to myself..."this is gonna fuckin hurt"......anyway,hit the deck and fuck me.......snapped both my arms,dislocated my left leg,cracked a wrist,broke 4 ribs and a couple of toes......couldn't move obviously and it was about 10am so everyone was at work.
Had to lie there for about 4 hours till the window cleaner found me.
Won't do that again in a hurry.

 

[doots]

Camera down the japs eye in hospital.
Like pissing glass afterwards.

 

[pfazz]

Gall stones. Had me bouncing round the living room floor until the nice man with morphine and gas and air arrived.
Wouldn't wish it on anyone.

 

[Blue Elvis]

Over 35 years ago had my left leg crushed against a garage wall by a car weighing over a ton. Took all the weight on my left shin.

Went through rapidly increasing levels of pain till the car was pulled off me after about 8 minutes. Managed to stay semi-upright to avoid snapping the leg and stayed conscious throughout although apparently neighbours said I was screaming with pain at the end.

Ended up in ICU (same sort of compartment syndrome crush injury Tony Coton nearly died from)
and needed muscle transplant to replace shin muscle but no broken bone.

And I still think that dry socket pain from a later tooth extraction was even worse pain!!

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