Carstairs
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rushts said:
Just wipe it on a chinese lad's blazer.
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Worst thing you have ever done....
- Thread starter CTID1988
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Just wipe it on a chinese lad's blazer.
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bluemc1
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i promised uncle Jimmy id never say
BWTAC
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My audition for the musical Cats, terrible, just terrible.
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bluemc1
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BWTAC said:My audition for the musical Cats, terrible, just terrible.
sorry did we bring back bad memories
ill get me coat
Had a weekend job in DIY store and had a mutual hatred for a check out chick. She discovered that we minions had to make her coffee on request and she asked me.
I heaved, from the pits of my small intestine the filthiest, mucus type green phlegm- and stirred it in. Even my mates stopped laughing when they realised I was serious about giving it to her. As a grown up it hurts to think I was that immature once and could do something so filthy...
.....then I shoved a finger up her arse...!
I heaved, from the pits of my small intestine the filthiest, mucus type green phlegm- and stirred it in. Even my mates stopped laughing when they realised I was serious about giving it to her. As a grown up it hurts to think I was that immature once and could do something so filthy...
.....then I shoved a finger up her arse...!
TCIB
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National finance policy adviser to Gordon Brown between 1999-2002.
My method of selling Britains gold reserves via auction didn't exactly go to plan.
I just wanted to be part of cool britania :<
My method of selling Britains gold reserves via auction didn't exactly go to plan.
I just wanted to be part of cool britania :<
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dronefromsector7g
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On a packed bus, two kids (about 12 years old) were sat behind me gobbing out of the window constantly. After a couple of minutes I turned around and said to one 'if any of that lands on me I'll shove you through that fucking window' in a perfectly calm but loud tone. They both just looked at each other as the rest of the passengers went quiet. It's not that bad I suppose, but I can't mention the real worst thing.
peoffrey
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CTID1988 said:Was in Asda in Hulme before, it was rammed. I was constantly being smashed with trolleys up and down the aisles, it happened easily 10 times. I finally got to the point where i thought "Right, next person who does that is getting it"..A few seconds later i feel a thud in the back of my leg, i turn round shouting "Can you watch where you are going YOU FUC......"... low and behold, its a woman pushing her disabled child. I wanted to climb into a hole and die. I apologised as much as i could, explaining what had happened beforehand, but she wasnt having any of it.
Probably not the worst thing ive ever done, but definitely feels like it, how about you?
This is why I never go shopping when it's busy. I'd rather book a day off work than queue for things or navigate my way around trolleys being controlled by morons.
I've mentioned this one before but I'm so not proud of laughing in a girls face after she burst in to tears because I didn't like her in the way she liked me. She was all over the place emotionally at the time and my lack of tact in gently knocking her back will live with me to the day I die. I just hope she met someone else.
andyhinch
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Nothing I'd post on here