Worst thing you have ever done....

[peoffrey]

Nothing I'd post on here

Go on! What goes in the thread must stay in the thread. How about that?

 

[City-mad-fan]

got drunk and ended up in bed with my GF and her best mate. Whilst my GF was a sleep i slipped a couple of fingers into her best mate. Not proud of it but i was pissed up, you cant put a pissed up man in a bed with two women and expect nothing to happen! I blame the GF for allowing this.<br /><br />-- Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:14 pm --<br /><br />got drunk and ended up in bed with my GF and her best mate. Whilst my GF was a sleep i slipped a couple of fingers into her best mate. Not proud of it but i was pissed up, you cant put a pissed up man in a bed with two women and expect nothing to happen! I blame the GF for allowing this.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

At school there were a couple of lads I didn't like. Call them A & B. So we were sat in a boring lesson one day and I was sat between them. I passed a note to A pretending it was from B, which took the piss out of an answer he'd given. I then sent a note to B pretending it was from A taking the piss out of something he'd done. I carried on doing this, with the notes getting more and more insulting and aggressive.

At the end of the lesson they ran outside and battered each other and never once twigged.

Posh school japester.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Numerous things, I think it's safe to say I'm a ****.

Two spring to mind:

a) slipping a digit or three in my birds mate, approx 2 foot away from my bird.

2) on a lads holiday and one of the lads (more an acquaintance then a friend) I was there with met up with his bird for a couple of days whilst we were over there. We all get pissed up one night and he pretty much passed out, so me and his bird took him back to the apartment he was staying in, I then proceeded to smash her back out on the same bed he was passed out on.

I have no shame.

 

[andyhinch]

Nothing I'd post on here

Go on! What goes in the thread must stay in the thread. How about that?

The police my not take that as law

 

[Anonymous]

got drunk and ended up in bed with my GF and her best mate. Whilst my GF was a sleep i slipped a couple of fingers into her best mate. Not proud of it but i was pissed up, you cant put a pissed up man in a bed with two women and expect nothing to happen! I blame the GF for allowing this.

-- Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:14 pm --

got drunk and ended up in bed with my GF and her best mate. Whilst my GF was a sleep i slipped a couple of fingers into her best mate. Not proud of it but i was pissed up, you cant put a pissed up man in a bed with two women and expect nothing to happen! I blame the GF for allowing this.

No crime here , just as long as you gave a decent account of yourself !

 

[Churchill123]

Fingered a bird I was 'going out with' up the arse in class at school. We were all leaning over the old style chemistry lab benches watching some experiment or other.

I sneaked up behind her pulled her knickers to the side and slipped my finger up her arse.

I then wiped the little bit of shite on my finger discretely on some little chinese lad's blazer.

Naughty that. I was a proper rascal at school me.

Are you serious? - School day's were the best days of your life then!

 

[BlueHammer85]

Remember when i was in the kid, playing footie by myself... a bird just sat on the Garden, i walked over and stood on it ...i really didnt think it was possible at the time, the poor thing let out a sickening scream and limply flew off ...

 

[Churchill123]

After getting GCSE results we had a party to celebrate. Me and my mate had disliked this lad at school since we met him and his "Mummy" had got him a spanking new phone for doing well in his exams. Cut story short he left it on a table and we microwaved it which we though would be funny until we caused a small kitchen fire. Never found out what came of that because we never admitted it and never saw the people who would get in trouble again.
Loads of other shit I would never repeat

Similar story here. BAck when I was about 14, there was a lad around our end who was a right tosser. He was about 19 though, had a car, ugly as fuck but thought he was the dogs bollocks. Proper **** he was. Everytime we went to get pissed in our usual hangout, he'd drive round with a couple of his 'boys' and start giving it the big one and trying to get the girls who were with us to leave us, etc.

Cut a long story short, pissed up one night, when there was about 15 of us, we saw his White fucking Sierra parked up in a deserted spot behind some houses. Noone in sight. We ended up destroying it. Kicking the windscreens and windows in, elbow dropping the roof, smashing the bonnet. By the time we finished with it, you'd think it'd been drove off a cliff.

Wish I'd not done it now obviously, as as that age I didn't know just how important a car can be to someone (and how expensive), but that **** deserved something.

I initially smiled, but as someone who's had there car keyed whilst parked on my own drive way and the windscreen smashed it's not fucking funny!


What was funny though was shagging the guys misses, until he found out and trashed my car :(<br /><br />-- Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:44 pm --<br /><br />

Shagged my brothers bird when i was a young lad......cost me a good kicking but well worth it

Hhahaha! - This thread is the best in a while, some crackin stories!

Was she much cop in the sack?

 

[willythehippo]

willythehippo wrote:
In a boozer down south this geordie prick with a few mates wouldn't shut up talking / shouting shite. I gave him a warning (like a good boy) he didn't listen, I walked over, dragged him up from his chair and twatted him. It was just after this I noticed he'd only got one arm !
Dead hard me.......

I'd much rather have had my finger up some schoolies bumhole !


Battering an 'armless Geordie? You sir, are the lowest of the low.

I thank you for that my man, I take it as some sort of 'back handed' compliment.