Worst thing you have ever done....

Deepest Blue said:
Several that I won't own up to on here but one that I will confess is I once sent a lad I'd fallen out with (he's a mate again now) a package of sex instuction books "on approval for a 14 day trial" by giving his details to the Book Club.

He got cracked off by his dad as a result.
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...poor chap...
 
Rewiring a house about 15 years ago, the plumbers were there one day fitting a new bathroom suite and I was dying for a pony, so I had one in a old paint tin in the garage, sealed it back up and put it back on the shelf.
 
Referred to a friends upcoming mrs on a stag do to one of the random guys I did not know as 'a big old cake' while doing the mr toad impression from the office. Turned out to be the bride to be's brother! Didn't go down well.
Oh and many years back used a sink sponge 'green side' to get the flys and tar spots off my new MX6. Realised I had scoured my whole car once it had dried :0(
 
york away to this! said:
Deepest Blue said:
Several that I won't own up to on here but one that I will confess is I once sent a lad I'd fallen out with (he's a mate again now) a package of sex instuction books "on approval for a 14 day trial" by giving his details to the Book Club.

He got cracked off by his dad as a result.
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...poor chap...
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I'm not a good enemy to have ;)
 
Aged 13, got arrested and cautioned on my mum's birthday. She even had to pick me up from the nick. Not my finest moment.
 
I phoned a funeral directors pretending to be the coroner of Oldham, I knew who he was as he was having an affair with the birds mum I was seeing at the time, in my best posh voice I told them to go and collect my mates body who had just been found dead in his bed by his parents at 3 in the morning. He obviously wasn't dead but had it coming for cutting off the bottom's of my best jeans (long story), the funeral directors tripped up to his house with a coffin too (great touch), knocked them up and said their condolences to my rag mates Mum and Dad about their loss, naturally they were a bit pissed about all this but to his credit he never told them who it was, but I reckon his Dad had a good idea.

That's about the only one I can put on here.
 
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