Worst thing you have ever done....

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

From another thread

I had a 3 sum with a male friend and his male cousin, me and my male friends balls both slided in his cousin, touchin' each others balls, the shame.

In my defence I was high.

Edited for accuracy Kun:-)

 

[Churchill123]

Mint! Bet ya like a kid in a sweet shop!


I remember being 17 and shagging a 30year old bird i met on a night out who thought i was 22 (was tall for my age) anyway, got back to hers she went to get changed into a little out fit, and remember me laying on her bed thinking this is fucking sweet! Nout better than shagging an older bird when your young!

I had 10 yrs of it in the military mate. God the stories..I was based in South Wales for 3 weeks. Every Tuesday the "Valley Commandos" used to be allowed on the base to attend the disco. It was seriously like a cattle market pal. Great memories

Where abouts in south wales bud? - Got some family who live near neath swansea way.. anywhere near that? - Been out in cardiff before? - Is a proper good night out and loads of birds!<br /><br />-- Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:34 pm --<br /><br />

From another thread

I had a 3 sum with a male friend and his cousin, me and my male friends balls both slided in his cousin, touchin' each others balls, the shame.

In my defence I was high.

Your mate shagged his own cousin?.. she must have been fit to go ahead with that!

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Numerous things, I think it's safe to say I'm a ****.

Two spring to mind:

a) slipping a digit or three in my birds mate, approx 2 foot away from my bird.

2) on a lads holiday and one of the lads (more an acquaintance then a friend) I was there with met up with his bird for a couple of days whilst we were over there. We all get pissed up one night and he pretty much passed out, so me and his bird took him back to the apartment he was staying in, I then proceeded to smash her back out on the same bed he was passed out on.

I have no shame.

And the award for people who should not call anyone a friend goes to...............................

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

Mint! Bet ya like a kid in a sweet shop!


I remember being 17 and shagging a 30year old bird i met on a night out who thought i was 22 (was tall for my age) anyway, got back to hers she went to get changed into a little out fit, and remember me laying on her bed thinking this is fucking sweet! Nout better than shagging an older bird when your young!

I had 10 yrs of it in the military mate. God the stories..I was based in South Wales for 3 weeks. Every Tuesday the "Valley Commandos" used to be allowed on the base to attend the disco. It was seriously like a cattle market pal. Great memories

Where abouts in south wales bud? - Got some family who live near neath swansea way.. anywhere near that? - Been out in cardiff before? - Is a proper good night out and loads of birds!

RAF St Athan mate.Not far from Cardiff.Mental place

-- Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:34 pm --

From another thread

I had a 3 sum with a male friend and his cousin, me and my male friends balls both slided in his cousin, touchin' each others balls, the shame.

In my defence I was high.

Your mate shagged his own cousin?.. she must have been fit to go ahead with that!

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

Your mate shagged his own cousin?.. she must have been fit to go ahead with that!

In his defence she was.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Mint! Bet ya like a kid in a sweet shop!


I remember being 17 and shagging a 30year old bird i met on a night out who thought i was 22 (was tall for my age) anyway, got back to hers she went to get changed into a little out fit, and remember me laying on her bed thinking this is fucking sweet! Nout better than shagging an older bird when your young!

I had 10 yrs of it in the military mate. God the stories..I was based in South Wales for 3 weeks. Every Tuesday the "Valley Commandos" used to be allowed on the base to attend the disco. It was seriously like a cattle market pal. Great memories

Where abouts in south wales bud? - Got some family who live near neath swansea way.. anywhere near that? - Been out in cardiff before? - Is a proper good night out and loads of birds!

-- Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:34 pm --

From another thread

I had a 3 sum with a male friend and his cousin, me and my male friends balls both slided in his cousin, touchin' each others balls, the shame.

In my defence I was high.

Your mate shagged his own cousin?.. she must have been fit to go ahead with that!

Normal behaviour in New Mills.
Or EastEnders.
Mind you if I was Joey they would have to prize me off Lauren with a taser and a crow bar.

 

[Del Monte]

Working at Maccies last year, 5 minutes to 9 and we're about to close, so start packing stuff away, when this fucking absolute bellend comes in and orders a chicken legend. Now we have none left and they take about 8 minutes to make, so after giving a gobful to the girl serving him he finally decides he will wait. This twat was in all the time and most people would agree he deserved this.

Anyway when his Chicken Legend had been cooked, my manager (yes, this was his idea) says spit on it. I thought fuck that, I'm gonna fuck this shit up. Anyway I took his legend to the toilet nearly burning my hands off in the process, with the idea that I would wipe it on the seat, imagine my suprise when I found a lovely dark brown skidmark on the bowl. Anyway I wiped it on the skidmark just enough so that it wasn't obvious he was eating shit.

I then proceeded to watch him tuck into his chicken legend with a massive smile on my face. Twat.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Working at Maccies last year, 5 minutes to 9 and we're about to close, so start packing stuff away, when this fucking absolute bellend comes in and orders a chicken legend. Now we have none left and they take about 8 minutes to make, so after giving a gobful to the girl serving him he finally decides he will wait. This twat was in all the time and most people would agree he deserved this.

Anyway when his Chicken Legend had been cooked, my manager (yes, this was his idea) says spit on it. I thought fuck that, I'm gonna fuck this shit up. Anyway I took his legend to the toilet nearly burning my hands off in the process, with the idea that I would wipe it on the seat, imagine my suprise when I found a lovely dark brown skidmark on the bowl. Anyway I wiped it on the skidmark just enough so that it wasn't obvious he was eating shit.

I then proceeded to watch him tuck into his chicken legend with a massive smile on my face. Twat.

Hepatitus burger, yum

 

[Deepest Blue]

Several that I won't own up to on here but one that I will confess is I once sent a lad I'd fallen out with (he's a mate again now) a package of sex instuction books "on approval for a 14 day trial" by giving his details to the Book Club.

He got a crack off his dad as a result.

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Numerous things, I think it's safe to say I'm a ****.

Two spring to mind:

a) slipping a digit or three in my birds mate, approx 2 foot away from my bird.

2) on a lads holiday and one of the lads (more an acquaintance then a friend) I was there with met up with his bird for a couple of days whilst we were over there. We all get pissed up one night and he pretty much passed out, so me and his bird took him back to the apartment he was staying in, I then proceeded to smash her back out on the same bed he was passed out on.

I have no shame.

And the award for people who should not call anyone a friend goes to...............................

I've matured since, this was a long time ago.

I still have no shame.