Worst thing you've EVER eaten ?

Steak tartare with a raw egg yolk, the only food i've ever had to spit out. I'm not keen on sprouts but that's more the texture in my mouth than the taste.
 
A bridey or bridie - Scots ball of savoury grease. So dense its untrue - I misheard a mate or the mobile phone dropped out when he told me ( not ) to try one - anyway I did and it was fucking dire. Inedible and soooooo greasy - the grease transferred to the car steering wheel - clothing - fucking everywhere - two bits and I launched it. Even the birds turned their noses up at the fucker.
 
Christmas dinner at a previous place of employment. Cold cardboard in brown substance would have been a better description.
 
Aubergine in olive oil has a special place in hell set aside for it, it's not food it's a bi-product of a bodily function surely.
 
Durnian
Don't know how to describe it, it's a fruit but tastes like rancid cheese
The hotels in Singapore ban you from bringing them onto their property,as the smell is that pungent and smell like vomit
 
BlueTG said:
Fucking hell I live there and even I know to do my dining out of town.
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Got back to her house and her mum was passed out on the sofa surrounded by empty tins of cider and her dad and brother were upstairs, all whilst a Staffordshire pitbull roamed the premises.

I don't think she'd had a bath for a fortnight. Luckily for her this knight in shining armour came along and tongued her rancid, fetid carcass clean.

To make matters worse, I was extremely late for work and received a nice fine of a week's wages. Lesson learned.
 
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