got tanked up last year without having any food, anywho got dancing with this whale on the dance floor but i had my stella goggles on and went back to her. I woke up in a pool of piss with the whale moaning. I tried to place the blame on her for a good 10 minutes and convince it was her but she had non of it and threw me out.
Apparently she threw out the mattress and got a new one. I saw her at this bar a few weeks later and she was pissed up and shouted infront of all my mates "oi!!! you pissed my bed!!"
for the rest of the evening i took some stick off my mates but it were funny.