Worst things you've done whilst drunk :D

On the way back from a night out we walked past some road works.......all very normal until we woke up next morning with a traffic light (the portable ones) staring at us in the back garden......no idea how we managed it....was very amusing though!
 
Nothing major, but the daftest thing was locking myself out of my flat in student halls last year in nothing but my boxers, with the rest of my flatmates home for the weekend.
 
pissed up on holiday i jumped in the baby pool sat down on the suction thing ripped a big fuck off hole in my boxers. Looked like a baboons arse lol. Then ran upto my flat laughing my cock off.
 
got real drunk and had a go at this one bird who was an 8 during the night and about a 3 in the morning, plus found out later she wasy my mates cousin... he wasnt too happy with me but had a laugh at it cause shes butt fookin ugly
 
Met this girl on a night out a few months back. Went back to hers after, nothing major happened, (well... we didnt have sex... you could call it shame, if you've read my other post) we were just lying in bed together basically, but I was off my head pissed but instead of the saying outrageous horrible things (as usual) and being a bit of a lairy one, I was convinced I was in love with this girl, and I think I convinced her she was in love with me. We lay there naked in darkness saying how 'perfect' everything was until about 6 in the morning. She had work at 10 so I was woken up at 8.30 realising she wasn't as gorgeous as I thought she was, and I think we both remembered what was said the night before - awkward as fuck!
 
When still living at home with parents, came home drunk and went to get into bed. Older brothers wife was in there, she said he had come home with hickies all over his neck so she had walked out and come to our house. Pissed up, I suggested that if he had been doing someone else, so should she!!! I didn't actually mean me, but she took it that way and a wonderful night was had, but very very awkward next day when they were back together. Even more so when everytime she saw me she would wink in a knowing way!!!!
 
DJRobb said:
When still living at home with parents, came home drunk and went to get into bed. Older brothers wife was in there, she said he had come home with hickies all over his neck so she had walked out and come to our house. Pissed up, I suggested that if he had been doing someone else, so should she!!! I didn't actually mean me, but she took it that way and a wonderful night was had, but very very awkward next day when they were back together. Even more so when everytime she saw me she would wink in a knowing way!!!!

Is admitting you shagged your brothers wife good idea on a public forum?...
 

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