Worst things you've done whilst drunk :D

[r.soleofsalford]

walking home drunk 5am.. with a few mates... went past a newsagents saw the next mornings news papers waiting out side the shop... so thought id have fun got them and made it snow over the streets of my area... then got sum chicps and covered the rest with the gravy.....
woke up to police notice asking if any1 saw who had done it..... lets say i went out next weekend and behaved..... as police was at outside the news agents shop all nnight..


also went to hit a lad for pinching my bum and also for giving me abuse so as i did i hit the landlord instead... good job i new the landlord as it was our regualar pub so explained and got him on pub watch so he cnat drink in our area or the local area for 7 months :)

your mother must be so proud.;-}

 

[ElanJo]

Knocked myself out on a wall lunging at someone.

Ambulance came for me. I gave them an earful and decided I'd attempt to drive off with the ambulance, for a laugh. Luckily I couldn't drive back then.

Woke up in a police cell.

 

[Jay Division]

Not me but my mate. This is kinda gay as well ... Anyway, my mate had a lil' 'get together' a few drinks having a laugh etc.. Anyway onto the story. My mate just got with his girlfriend, been together about a week, him being pissed decides to write on his cock (with her name on it) takes a picture of it on his phone, shows all of us :| (that's the gay part). Then comes the funny bit, he sent it to his girlfriend ... But only to find out in the morning he sent it to his Mum and not his bird... Didn't speak for days ...

EDIT: He's a rag as well, which makes it all the funnier :-).

 

[bluealf]

Not me but my mate. This is kinda gay as well ... Anyway, my mate had a lil' 'get together' a few drinks having a laugh etc.. Anyway onto the story. My mate just got with his girlfriend, been together about a week, him being pissed decides to right on his cock (with her name on it) takes a picture of it on his phone, shows all of us :| (that's the gay part). Then comes the funny bit, he sent it to his girlfriend ... But only to find out in the morning he sent it to his Mum and not his bird... Didn't speak for days ...

EDIT: He's a rag as well, which makes it all the funnier :-).

You must have been so embarrassed mate.

 

[wrongun73]

Not me but my mate. This is kinda gay as well ... Anyway, my mate had a lil' 'get together' a few drinks having a laugh etc.. Anyway onto the story. My mate just got with his girlfriend, been together about a week, him being pissed decides to right on his cock (with her name on it) takes a picture of it on his phone, shows all of us :| (that's the gay part). Then comes the funny bit, he sent it to his girlfriend ... But only to find out in the morning he sent it to his Mum and not his bird... Didn't speak for days ...

EDIT: He's a rag as well, which makes it all the funnier :-).

ah the old it wasnt me it was my mate trick eh?....RUMBLED!!

 

[Jay Division]

Not me but my mate. This is kinda gay as well ... Anyway, my mate had a lil' 'get together' a few drinks having a laugh etc.. Anyway onto the story. My mate just got with his girlfriend, been together about a week, him being pissed decides to right on his cock (with her name on it) takes a picture of it on his phone, shows all of us :| (that's the gay part). Then comes the funny bit, he sent it to his girlfriend ... But only to find out in the morning he sent it to his Mum and not his bird... Didn't speak for days ...

EDIT: He's a rag as well, which makes it all the funnier :-).

ah the old it wasnt me it was my mate trick eh?....RUMBLED!!

LMAO, hey, I can ASH-MCFC to confirm it wasn't me as he was there that night.

 

[der bomber28]

Two spring to mind, was on a lads holiday a few years ago and after another heavy night on the lash just crashed out on the floor, only to wake and trundle for a piss but in my zombie pissed up state didn't realise it wasn't the bog I was pissing on but my mates bed with him in it lol. He was not best pleased I tell you but we laugh about it now.
The other one was at a mates house party, we'd had a good few sherberts when he found this old mini axe we started fuckin about with it in the garden trying to chop this tree. On one of my shots at the tree totally missed and the axe cracked straight into my knee, even in my pissed state the pain was unbearable and there was blood everywhere, so it was a night in casualty for me where my knee had ballooned to the size of a footie. Ah well still got my leg and a huge beer scar to boot. ;0)

 

[Ash]

Not me but my mate. This is kinda gay as well ... Anyway, my mate had a lil' 'get together' a few drinks having a laugh etc.. Anyway onto the story. My mate just got with his girlfriend, been together about a week, him being pissed decides to right on his cock (with her name on it) takes a picture of it on his phone, shows all of us :| (that's the gay part). Then comes the funny bit, he sent it to his girlfriend ... But only to find out in the morning he sent it to his Mum and not his bird... Didn't speak for days ...

EDIT: He's a rag as well, which makes it all the funnier :-).

ah the old it wasnt me it was my mate trick eh?....RUMBLED!!

LMAO, hey, I can ASH-MCFC to confirm it wasn't me as he was there that night.

Hahahah Matty is a right dick aint he Jay!

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Hit a student.

Is that bad?

 

[Jay Division]

Not me but my mate. This is kinda gay as well ... Anyway, my mate had a lil' 'get together' a few drinks having a laugh etc.. Anyway onto the story. My mate just got with his girlfriend, been together about a week, him being pissed decides to right on his cock (with her name on it) takes a picture of it on his phone, shows all of us :| (that's the gay part). Then comes the funny bit, he sent it to his girlfriend ... But only to find out in the morning he sent it to his Mum and not his bird... Didn't speak for days ...

EDIT: He's a rag as well, which makes it all the funnier :-).

ah the old it wasnt me it was my mate trick eh?....RUMBLED!!

LMAO, hey, I can ASH-MCFC to confirm it wasn't me as he was there that night.

Hahahah Matty is a right dick aint he Jay!

'A dick' is an understatement ...