Would you sacrifice a body part...

[Barcon]

I would give up the liver for a couple of mill. Might as well get it over with.

 

[BimboBob]

An ear. Mind you i'd go blind, oh wait...loads of cash, hello laser eye surgery, hello ladies.

Will need a big hat as well.

 

[Pigeonho]

Hahaha I've actually thought about this before.

Money does talk, but I don't think I could go through with it!

It's ok, you will be put to sleep. For an extra £10m you can take the pain like a man, however I wouldn't recommend it.

I thought about the ears too, just the flappy bits like. A head resembling a football is a small price to pay for £12m in the bank, (£1m per ear and taking it like a man, which I would do). Actually for an extra £5m you can have Tyson do it for you, so thats £17m for a nice smooth round head and no bending back the ears when having the old number one on the back and sides.

 

[c4lv3rt]

Any limb or body part im not bothered if its for the jack-pot. When iv got the money in the bank i'd pay for the part to be sewn or glued back on :p

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Hahaha I've actually thought about this before.

Money does talk, but I don't think I could go through with it!

It's ok, you will be put to sleep. For an extra £10m you can take the pain like a man, however I wouldn't recommend it.

I thought about the ears too, just the flappy bits like. A head resembling a football is a small price to pay for £12m in the bank, (£1m per ear and taking it like a man, which I would do). Actually for an extra £5m you can have Tyson do it for you, so thats £17m for a nice smooth round head and no bending back the ears when having the old number one on the back and sides.

Plastic surgeon would sort some ears out for you. When you have £17 million it would seem like jack all of a price to pay for them as well

 

[u2fme2]

could never give up my good looks, never !!

 

[Pigeonho]

Hahaha I've actually thought about this before.

Money does talk, but I don't think I could go through with it!

It's ok, you will be put to sleep. For an extra £10m you can take the pain like a man, however I wouldn't recommend it.

I thought about the ears too, just the flappy bits like. A head resembling a football is a small price to pay for £12m in the bank, (£1m per ear and taking it like a man, which I would do). Actually for an extra £5m you can have Tyson do it for you, so thats £17m for a nice smooth round head and no bending back the ears when having the old number one on the back and sides.

Plastic surgeon would sort some ears out for you. When you have £17 million it would seem like jack all of a price to pay for them as well

I'd just leave them as they were, with a bit of tidying up like. Then when people ask me what happened as we are sat in the VIP lounge of the latest club to open, Grey Goose galore and free fanny for everyone, i'll tell them what I did. It will also stop people fucking with me as it will mean i'm obviously a crazy bastard. No-one fucks with crazy bastards, especially ones who let a former heavyweight champion of the world chow down on their ears for £17m.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

It's ok, you will be put to sleep. For an extra £10m you can take the pain like a man, however I wouldn't recommend it.

I thought about the ears too, just the flappy bits like. A head resembling a football is a small price to pay for £12m in the bank, (£1m per ear and taking it like a man, which I would do). Actually for an extra £5m you can have Tyson do it for you, so thats £17m for a nice smooth round head and no bending back the ears when having the old number one on the back and sides.

Plastic surgeon would sort some ears out for you. When you have £17 million it would seem like jack all of a price to pay for them as well

I'd just leave them as they were, with a bit of tidying up like. Then when people ask me what happened as we are sat in the VIP lounge of the latest club to open, Grey Goose galore and free fanny for everyone, i'll tell them what I did. It will also stop people fucking with me as it will mean i'm obviously a crazy bastard. No-one fucks with crazy bastards, especially ones who let a former heavyweight champion of the world chow down on their ears for £17m.

I think you would struggle for fanny with just 2 holes on the side of your head. I mean money talks but to some slappers but your going to wanna settle down at some point

 

[Pigeonho]

Plastic surgeon would sort some ears out for you. When you have £17 million it would seem like jack all of a price to pay for them as well

I'd just leave them as they were, with a bit of tidying up like. Then when people ask me what happened as we are sat in the VIP lounge of the latest club to open, Grey Goose galore and free fanny for everyone, i'll tell them what I did. It will also stop people fucking with me as it will mean i'm obviously a crazy bastard. No-one fucks with crazy bastards, especially ones who let a former heavyweight champion of the world chow down on their ears for £17m.

I think you would struggle for fanny with just 2 holes on the side of your head. I mean money talks but to some slappers but your going to wanna settle down at some point

I'll buy a few wives, fit ones too. Also I could pretend not to hear them when they're nagging, by waggling an imaginary ear where it used to be in a 'hello, I have no fucking ears you daft ****', kind of way.

 

[squirtyflower]

the little finger off my left hand

it's fucked anyway from a football accident that i didn't see the doctor over